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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
5-star adults-only hotel near Bekonscot Model Village

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Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Spa
  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Air conditioning

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Place, Holloway Park
    ‪17 min walk‬
  • Place, Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Chiltern Hills
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪34 min drive‬

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9.4 out of 10
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  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed
  • Free WiFi

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7.2 out of 10
Good
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  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed
  • Free WiFi

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7.2 out of 10
Good
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  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed
  • Free WiFi

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Cosy

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
(13 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed
  • Free WiFi

About the neighborhood

Beaconsfield

In Beaconsfield .You'll find Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills within 2 miles (3 km) of this hotel. Cliveden House and Hedsor House are also within 6 miles (10 km).

What's nearby

  • Holloway Park - 17 min walk - 0.9 miles
  • Bekonscot Model Village - 2 min drive - 1.1 miles
  • Chiltern Hills - 2 min drive - 1.3 miles
  • Windsor Castle - 24 min drive - 15.1 miles
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 26 min drive - 16.1 miles

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 28 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Beech House - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪KFC - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Cape - ‬16 min walk

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5-star adults-only hotel near Bekonscot Model Village
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers its guests an outdoor pool and a fitness center. There are 2 restaurants on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. Public spaces have free WiFi.

Spa services, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

  • 48 guestrooms or units
  • 2 dining venues
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Staff is multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Wedding services available
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
  • Bar or lounge
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottled water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries, and hair dryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered daily and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free offsite parking
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 2 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Accessibility

  • No elevator

Room amenities

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Bathrobes
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
    For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit in each accommodation.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

How close is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield to the airport?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is 14.7 mi (28-min drive) away from the Heathrow Airport (LHR) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

How much does it cost to stay at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

As of Apr 30, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield on May 4, 2026 start from $135, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

How close is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield to the beach?

This hotel is 11.6 mi (31-min drive) from Ruislip Lido Beach.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offer free breakfast?

Free breakfast isn’t provided at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield, but cooked-to-order breakfast is offered for a fee of between GBP 10 and 25 per person. It's available on weekdays from 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM and weekends from 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM.

Is there a casino at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, there is no casino at this hotel.

What time is check-in at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM.

Is there free parking at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

This hotel offers free self parking.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a pool?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield features an outdoor pool.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a restaurant?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is home to English Restaurant, which features British cuisine.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a spa?

This hotel doesn't have a spa, but it does offer massages.

How close is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield to downtown Beaconsfield?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is 0.3 mi away from Beaconsfield.

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very Good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 322 out of 676 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 149 out of 676 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 89 out of 676 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 66 out of 676 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 50 out of 676 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.2/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Charley

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Amazing stay at Crazy Bear for my boyfriend’s birthday. I booked the decadent room, which was amazing- so spacious and the decor was gorgeous. Very clean, with everything we needed. Staff went out of their way to ensure we had a flawless stay, room service was spot on- breakfast good, with beautiful surroundings in the restaurants. Reception staff super helpful too Highly recommend thank you!
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

4/10 Poor

Marcy

Traveled with family
Liked: Staff & service, amenities
Staff was very nice. Hotel looks like a bordello with plush velvet walls including the bathroom ceiling! We had a leak so we were in two different rooms. Both VERY dark. Not enough lighting to put on make up. I am 5.5 and could not see in bathroom mirrors. Mounted too high.
Stayed 6 nights in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Mark

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Jake

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Great staff and clean rooms
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Wonderful room as always, love everything about staying here. But, the hotels biggest asset is its front desk staff. This time I had the pleasure of checking in with Nicole. Along with Chloe and Annabelle previously she is amazing. May be a few weeks before I am back but will always aim to stay here if possible. Thank you guys.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

4/10 Poor

Atiyyah

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

douglas and Alison

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Ziya

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

6/10 Okay

Jade

Traveled with partner
We thought the room was lovely at first, but upon close inspection it wasnt cleaned very well. Cobwebs above the toilet, sust, cobwebs in shower room left side on the mirror. Could do with a good spring clean. The r iself was nice but the noise of guests coming in and out to smoke was so distracting. One guest even knocked on our door and run away. The smell of cigarettes was heavily smelt throughout the hallways and this come in under our door so was not pleasant at all. I did complain to reception, the friendly man did offer us room 19 but that was literally opposite our room, so the smell of cigarettes and the noise would have been the same, plus room 19 had no working TV. Therefore the best we could was stay in room 18. We did call for room service on Saturday evening but no one answered the phone.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Victoria

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
This is a uniquely beautiful hotel. The staff, rooms and restaurants are all fantastic. We only had one issue and that was the water never got hot in Bath or shower room, it was only tepid warm- but we put that down to age of the building and amount of rooms probably using facilities at the same time. It did not dampen our stay and as forgot to mention it to reception they didn’t have the ability to fix the problem. I would definitly recommend this hotel.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Abby

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

ray

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Alison

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Step into another world of opulence , lavish bedroom , excellent welcoming staff and lovely food .
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

8/10 Good

Amelia

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Lavish and perfect service or tho it was cold on arrival and bedroom shower and room itself was freezing. They sent maintenance to fix and gave us two heaters. Food was excellent but facilities need better advertisement. Outside pool in January should be noted as heated to stop from freezing over. Not actually usable unless you entend on doing lengths. Over all experience was great. Needs some improvement but we would definitely stay again due to good food, drinks and service.
Stayed 4 nights in Jan 2026

2/10 Terrible

Claire

Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025

2/10 Terrible

Jennifer

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

4/10 Poor

Ahmet

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Aastha

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Adam, Simi Valley

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Clean room. Lovely staff. Lavish decor. Overall it was fantastic and eccentric, yet that’s what makes it magical.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025

6/10 Okay

Sonnie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Room not in the main hotel. Cold / wet walk across the road for breakfast/ Dinner or spa facilities,Ceiling tap dripped all night and the bed was very hard. Nice place to stay but not worth the money.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

2/10 Terrible

Kylie

The hotel is very neglected. We had a broken light switch and tv fob to make the tv go up and down. The floor was filthy and had not been cleaned at all. You could not walk around barefoot. This does not by any means feel like a 5 star hotel
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

6/10 Okay

Tracey

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

2/10 Terrible

Theo

Disliked: Staff & service, amenities
Room was nice, however staff were rude amenities were mediocre and food and drink over priced.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025

2/10 Terrible

Theo

Disliked: Staff & service, amenities
Room was nice, however staff were rude amenities were mediocre and food and drink over priced.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Bobby

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
What a weird and wonderful place to stay
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025