Hotels with smoking rooms in Paradise Island from $388

"Completely fails to deliver for the price and set expectations. - Staff all look miserable, like you are actively making their day worse just by your presence at the resort. - Long lines for water park rides, competing with six cruise ships a day and no perks like priority lines for being a guest - "Included" water park does not include $25/day locker so you are walking cold and wet half a mile to and from the hotel - Tons of smoking in public areas, including the beach - Very few beach chairs, many broken, all empty and blocked by towels staff refuse to remove - Desalinated tap water tastes awful, no free bottled water or water filters, water is $3-4/can, soda is $5/can. - Showers rapidly run out of hot water - Mattress okay, pillows are bad with no pillow menu, no blankets (ask for many if you call, they are super thin), no bathrobes. Room service is inconsistent, only got coffee refills once. - Food is obscenely priced even by resort standards, portions are small even at the Mexican restaurant, many mistakes in orders and charges. $60 for 18-inch pizza with four drinks is the best food we had all stay (Margaritaville is pretty good too). Ice cream is $7+ a scoop. Cheapest alcohol is $12. Everything comes with a 10% VAT and 15% gratuity so add 25% to whatever you are expecting. Breakfast buffet line is out the door and down the hall."

"Rooms were clean - staff was about half really nice and half really rude - beach was amazing - pool staff and pool area bar workers were so kind "

"Pay attention to spring break season and avoid if you’d rather not have young college “adults” all over the place drunk and throwing up in common areas. To the credit of the staff, they quickly cleaned up the vomit and kept the place in good shape, but just pointing out we had to step over or dodge vomit at least three times four times on our five day stay…one time it was in the elevator we had just walked in. Gross spring breakers! The pool with the swim up bar was too cold for most to endure. The nightly entertainment was okay day 1 but too familiar third day in. No exhaust fan/vent in showers meant hight humidity build up in bathrooms and room that took forever to clear off just running AC. Rendered mirrors in the bathroom unusable for 30 minutes to an hour. No hammocks on property, no game rooms or games like cornhole just left out around for convenient usage. When it’s gusty and cannot get into ocean, having other game activities like cornhole would be good alternative. Local vendors on the beach are at times obnoxious and overbearing with their solicitation…I get this is allowed but perhaps it needs to be tamed or corralled better so I don’t have a guy yo’ing at me several times while I am engaged in a private conversation with my bride, just to tell me about his fruity alcoholic drink for sale after I already told his business partner no thanks repeatedly. That said, can’t overstate how accommodating the staff was, taxi services, and the plethora of food, the "