Welcome to Shenanigans

** In light of recent events, if you agree with political figures being assassinated, then do us both a favor and book with someone else. I do not want your business nor do I want you anywhere on my property. If you STRONGLY oppose attempts on other's lives - whether democrat, republican, or other - then we are on the same page and feel free to book with me.

Come relax and unwind in this spacious home with amenities that allow appreciation for Colorado living but without mosquitos. Found just minutes from Fort Collins, Windsor and Loveland, Colorado, this home is perfect for a vacation to Colorado. It is not far from Horsetooth Reservoir or the Rocky Mountains so you are basically forced to look at gorgeous scenery.

All bedrooms feature: Beds with 3'' mattress toppers / Desks / Room-darkening curtains / 58 - 65in tv's / Charging cables on each nightstand (Micro-USB, iPhone, USB-C).

The primary bedroom is the perfect spot for working remotely, or not, with a large desk and an additional charging station. It also has speakers that can be hooked in to your phone or laptop. The mattress is a Hybrid, medium-firm. In the spacious primary bath you will find double sinks and a walk in shower as well as a tub/shower combination in the hallway bath.

The kitchen / dining / living area is open and bright, making it the perfect spot to gather whilst engaging in a joyous brouhaha with family and friends. You will find everything you need for cooking meals in-house as well as a large, enclosed pantry. There is a full-size washer and dryer available with detergent provided. Also in the dining room is an area with two 24'' monitors that can be hooked up as additional screens should you need it.

A LAPTOP CHARGER: Of 100w is already there for your convenience, which charges most laptops. The only time this could not be the case is if the laptop is running at peak-power of around 140w for several hours at a time but yall are on vacation so it's virtually a non-issue.

OFFICE MONITORS: Are connected via HDMI to a USB-C splitter. For Mac users, I had issues getting mine to recognize two extra displays using the USB-C so what you could do is unhook one HDMI from the splitter & plug it in directly to your Macbook & use the splitter for the other display. For Windows users, I had no issues at all getting it to recognize two extra displays and you want to go to settings > displays > extend monitor to displays > & then drag monitors in the order you want (1 on bottom, 2 top left, 3 top right). Additionally,

FOR PRINTING: Hook the printer cable directly in to your laptop, which has a USB-C adapter on it,

The outdoor space is hard to beat, with three putt-putt style greens and a peaceful patio that allows you to enjoy beautiful views and good fun the majority of the time. The yard is fully fenced and backs up directly to an open space and walking path with a gate that allows easy access.

If choosing to spend time indoors, you will still have lots of entertainment options. Roku allows for use of many streaming platforms and hundreds of channels on all televisions throughout the home.

The basement aka Game Room is the perfect place to hang out as well, especially for avoiding sunlight. It boasts a standard size pool table, foosball, ping pong, a poker table with a full poker set, a mini air-hockey table, magnetic darts and for those who feel the need to unveil their inner Michael Jordan, there is a mini-basketball game. There is an extra bed downstairs in case anyone has partied too hard & can't make it up the stairs. In the living room, there is a Monopoly game and a deck of cards, allowing guests to engage in some innocuous hullabaloo & dare I say reminisce about 90's board games.

WiFi: The name and password are posted throughout the home.

CELL RECEPTION: Pretty decent.

POOL NOTE: There is a community pool and for guests to be able to use it I need the full names of everyone wanting to at least 2-3 days before check-in. The pool company will then put you on a list & I 've been told they check and ID when you get there. Although it's only one street over it is almost a 1/4 mile walk (1,280ft per google maps).

EXTRA LUGGAGE FOR SALE: I have accumulated several pieces of airline-style luggage that are kept in the basement utility room. $10 for smaller one's. $15 for larger one's.

LOCAL AREA: My personal favorite places to go are Owl Canyon Coffee and Ridley's Grocery Store - both about a mile from the home.

ADDITIONAL ITEMS TO NOTE:
- There are cameras on the exterior of the home at all entrances for security purposes. There are no cameras located on the interior of the home.
- Outdoor quiet hours are 10:00pm-9:00am
- Just beyond the open space that borders the back of the property there is a branch of the BNSF railroad which runs north/south. Trains utilize this line anywhere from 1-4 times each day and will typically pass by quickly, usually in less than a minute.
- One bay of the three-car garage will be closed off and not available to guests, however two bays are available for your use.
- There are options for storage of personal items in the basement and/or garage, if needed. All items must be removed upon check out.
- If you do not see your preferred dates available, please reach out and we may be able to open up the schedule to accommodate your request.

HOUSE RULES / FINES / CHARGES:
- No smoking or vaping of any kind inside the house ($500 charge for doing so) and immediate eviction with no refund.
- No littering or discarding cigarette butts ANYWHERE on the property ($300 charge for doing so).
- All pets must be approved at booking and subject to pet fees. Pets not disclosed at booking will be subject to $300 charge in addition to daily fee.
- Tampering/manipulating security cameras will result in immediate eviction from property and a $250 charge.
- Must get prior approval from me for parties over 15 people.

** Trash goes out Wednesday night
** Lawn maintenance is Tuesday or Wednesday early afternoon & he will walk around the back yard to spray for weeds

Call 970-430-5242 to get ahold of me directly to book.