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The Oyster Smack Inn

3.0 star property
Enjoy the free WiFi at this 3-star Burnham-on-Crouch hotel

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Front of property
Superior Double Room | Free WiFi
Restaurant
Interior
Superior Double Room | Free WiFi

Reviews

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful

Popular amenities

  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant
  • Breakfast available
  • Bar
  • Housekeeping

Explore the area

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112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR
  • Place, Ramblers Stadium
    ‪14 min walk‬
  • Place, Mangapps Railway Museum
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Bluewater Shopping Centre
    ‪56 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (STN-Stansted)
    ‪58 min drive‬

Room options

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Classic Double Room | Free WiFi

Classic Double Room

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Deluxe Double Room | Free WiFi

Deluxe Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Superior Double Room | Free WiFi

Superior Double Room

  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Luxury Double Room | Free WiFi

Luxury Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

About the neighborhood

Burnham-on-Crouch

In Burnham-on-Crouch .Within 2 miles (3 km) of this Burnham-on-Crouch hotel, you'll find Ramblers Stadium and Mangapps Railway Museum. St. Peter-on-the-Wall is within 12 miles (20 km) and Marsh Farm Country Park is within 16 miles (25 km).

What's nearby

  • Ramblers Stadium - 14 min walk - 0.8 miles
  • Mangapps Railway Museum - 2 min drive - 1.5 miles
  • Adventure Island - 45 min drive - 23.6 miles
  • Lakeside Shopping Centre - 49 min drive - 36.8 miles
  • Bluewater Shopping Centre - 56 min drive - 41.9 miles

Getting around

  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station - 8 min walk
  • London (SEN-Southend) - 51 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Punchbowl Public House - ‬34 min drive
  • ‪The Welcome Sailor - ‬3 min walk
  • ‪Crouch Yacht Club - ‬6 min walk
  • ‪Curry Cottage - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪The Station Arms - ‬5 min drive

About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

Enjoy the free WiFi at this 3-star Burnham-on-Crouch hotel
There's a restaurant on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. WiFi is free in public spaces. Limited free parking is available on a first-come, first-served basis.
  • 10 guestrooms or units
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Bar or lounge
  • Dining venue
The Oyster Smack Inn offers 10 accommodations with hair dryers. This Burnham-on-Crouch hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Bathrooms include showers. Housekeeping is provided daily.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited onsite self parking

Food and drink

  • Daily continental breakfast available 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee; reservation required

Accessibility

  • No elevator

Room amenities

Entertainment

  • TV

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

More

  • Heating

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours), lockbox

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Property payment types

Important information

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for continental breakfast: approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • Hosted evening meal: GBP 0.0

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, debit cards, and cash.

Frequently asked questions

How close is The Oyster Smack Inn to the airport?

The Oyster Smack Inn is 24 mi (51-min drive) away from the London (SEN-Southend) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

How much does it cost to stay at The Oyster Smack Inn?

As of Dec 28, 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Oyster Smack Inn on Jan 28, 2026 start from $112.49, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at The Oyster Smack Inn.

How close is The Oyster Smack Inn to the beach?

This hotel is 16.4 mi (39-min drive) from Mill Beach.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn offer free breakfast?

Free breakfast isn’t provided at The Oyster Smack Inn, but continental breakfast is offered for a fee of GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children. It's available every day from 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM.

Is there a casino at The Oyster Smack Inn?

No, there is no casino at this hotel, but Rendezvous Southend Casino (7.7 mi) and Genting Casino (8.2 mi) are nearby.

What time is check-in at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM.

Is there free parking at The Oyster Smack Inn?

This hotel offers free self parking.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn have a pool?

The Oyster Smack Inn does not have a pool.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn have a restaurant?

Yes, there is a restaurant on site.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn have a spa?

There are no spa services available at this hotel.

How close is The Oyster Smack Inn to downtown Burnham-on-Crouch?

The Oyster Smack Inn is 0.1 mi away from Burnham-on-Crouch.

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

Reviews

9.0

Wonderful

Rating 10 - Excellent. 13 out of 20 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 5 out of 20 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 1 out of 20 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 1 out of 20 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 20 reviews

9.4/10

Cleanliness

9.8/10

Staff & service

9.4/10

Amenities

9.4/10

Property conditions & facilities

9.0/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Chris

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Traveled with family
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Julie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Adrian

Traveled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Les

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025

8/10 Good

Mark

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Pauline

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025

8/10 Good

peter, cropwell butler

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Per

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025