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Motel Schmotel

3.0 star property
3-star guest house near Brighton Beach

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Deluxe Double Room, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, Ground Floor by Entrance | Free WiFi, bed sheets
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Small Double Room, 1 Double Bed, Ensuite, Third Floor | Room amenity
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Reviews

7.0 out of 10
Good

Popular amenities

  • Free WiFi

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37 RUSSELL SQUARE, Brighton, England, BN1 2EF
  • Place, Brighton Beach
    ‪3 min walk‬
  • Place, Brighton Centre
    ‪3 min walk‬
  • Place, Brighton Pier
    ‪12 min walk‬
  • Airport, London (LGW-Gatwick)
    ‪37 min drive‬

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Small Double Room, 1 Double Bed, Ensuite, Third Floor

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)
  • 78 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Standard Double Room, 1 Double Bed, Ensuite | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Standard Double Room, 1 Double Bed, Ensuite

  • 96 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Large Double Room, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, Second Floor | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Large Double Room, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, Second Floor

  • 167 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

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Large Double Room with Balcony, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, First Floor | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Large Double Room with Balcony, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, First Floor

  • 150 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

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Deluxe Double Room, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, Ground Floor by Entrance | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Deluxe Double Room, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, Ground Floor by Entrance

  • 129 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

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Luxury Double Room, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, Lower Ground Floor | Television

Luxury Double Room, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, Lower Ground Floor

  • 134 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

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About the neighborhood

Brighton

Brighton City Centre stay.At this Brighton City Centre guesthouse, you'll be well placed to visit Brighton Beach and Brighton Centre, both within a 5-minute walk. Churchill Square Shopping Centre and Regency Square are also within half a mile (1 km).
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What's nearby

  • Brighton Beach - 3 min walk - 0.2 miles
  • Brighton Centre - 3 min walk - 0.2 miles
  • Brighton i360 - 5 min walk - 0.3 miles
  • Brighton Dome - 10 min walk - 0.6 miles
  • Brighton Pier - 12 min walk - 0.7 miles

Getting around

  • Brighton Station - 12 min walk
  • Gatwick Airport (LGW) - 45 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Costa Coffee - ‬4 min walk
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬4 min walk
  • ‪Costa Coffee - ‬4 min walk
  • ‪Wendy's - ‬4 min walk
  • ‪Kokoro - ‬4 min walk

About this property

Motel Schmotel

3-star guest house near Brighton Beach
As a guest of Motel Schmotel, you'll find tour/ticket assistance, a garden, and a picnic area. Public spaces have free WiFi.

This 3-star Brighton guesthouse is smoke free.

  • 10 guestrooms or units
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Express check-out
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Tour and ticket information
  • Garden
  • Outdoor picnic space
  • No smoking on site
Motel Schmotel offers 10 accommodations with coffee/tea makers and hair dryers. Flat-screen televisions come with digital channels.

Bathrooms include showers and complimentary toiletries. Guests can surf the web using the complimentary wireless Internet access.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi; wired internet (GBP 10 per night)

Parking and transportation

  • No onsite parking available

Room amenities

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV with digital channels

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2 PM; Check-in end time: 6 PM
Early check-in subject to availability
Late check-in subject to availability
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Late check-out subject to availability
Express check-out available

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 10 AM - 6 PM
Guests must contact the property in advance for check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
To make arrangements for check-in please contact the property at least 24 hours before arrival using the information on the booking confirmation
If you are planning to arrive after 6 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Property payment types

Important information

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for wired internet in public areas: GBP 10.00 per night (rates may vary)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children. If you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room. No onsite parking is available. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, debit cards, and cash.

We should mention

  • Please note that this property can refuse certain bookings for the purpose of group events or parties, which include pre-wedding stag/bachelor and hen/bachelorette parties.

Property is also known as

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Frequently asked questions

How close is Motel Schmotel to the airport?

Motel Schmotel is 31.3 mi (45-min drive) away from the Gatwick Airport (LGW) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

Does Motel Schmotel have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at Motel Schmotel.

How close is Motel Schmotel to the beach?

This guesthouse is a short 4-minute walk from Brighton Beach and 1.7 mi (9-min drive) from Brighton's Naturist Beach. Don't forget your sunscreen!

Does Motel Schmotel offer free breakfast?

Motel Schmotel does not offer free breakfast.

Is there a casino at Motel Schmotel?

No, there is no casino at this guesthouse.

What time is check-in at Motel Schmotel?

Check-in start time: 2 PM; Check-in end time: 6 PM.

Is there free parking at Motel Schmotel?

Free parking is not available at this guesthouse.

Does Motel Schmotel have a pool?

Motel Schmotel does not have a pool.

Does Motel Schmotel have a spa?

There are no spa services available at this guesthouse.

How close is Motel Schmotel to downtown Brighton?

Motel Schmotel is 0.4 mi away from Brighton.

Reviews

Motel Schmotel Reviews

7.0

Good

7.2/10

Cleanliness

7.6/10

Staff & service

6.0/10

Amenities

6.6/10

Property conditions & facilities

5.8/10

Eco-friendliness
Rating 10 - Excellent. 26 out of 97 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 32 out of 97 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 14 out of 97 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 14 out of 97 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 11 out of 97 reviews

Reviews

4/10 Poor

Bethanie

Traveled with partner
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
Quite a busy loud location. Ground floor room you hear everyone; outside, inside, everyone. Cracked toilet seat but otherwise room was doable but the disturbance was really bad. Outdated and could do with a makeover and new lights etc.
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Aimee

Stayed 1 night in May 2025

6/10 Okay

Sasha

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
There was no food or dinner we had to buy our own food to have
Cranks on the door
Dirt on the bed cover
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025

2/10 Terrible

Tim

Business traveler
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Room is small not even a table can’t even move it the shower never mind using the toilet plus u can hear next people wall not insulated
Stayed 7 nights in Apr 2025

4/10 Poor

John

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Only if you're desperate

Very, very small room described as a standard, en suite room. I'm average height at best and struggled to even use the toilet. Room was covered in cobwebs, curtains only just attached to their rail, window itself cracked and just repaired with sellotape, floor looked like it had never seen a mop or Hoover. As the title says if it's your last resort then book it, if you're coming to Brighton to just get absolutely blind drunk then you might just manage but anyone else I'd say just spend just a little more and get somewhere decent. I visit relatives in Brighton and believe me there are many hotels, reasonably priced around so avoid this Hotel if you can.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Kevin

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Good location

It's in a good location, close to shopping area. Bathroom was hidden in what looked like a closet. Better rate the longer you stay.
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025

6/10 Okay

Robert

Business traveler
The convenience and the price. The property was a little shabby, and the en suite was very small. The bed not very comfortable.
Stayed 7 nights in Feb 2025

2/10 Terrible

Margaret

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 5 nights in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Maria

Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2024

2/10 Terrible

Glen

Traveled with partner
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The property was dirty it looked nothing like the photos, my wife could have cried when we walked in we upgraded to another room that was just as bad. Completely spoiled how much needed hoilday..disgusting place
Stayed 7 nights in Sep 2024

6/10 Okay

Sergey

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
Picture look better than reality. Rooms are small, mattresses and pillows aren't great, bathrooms are tiny. Good price though and good location.
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2024

8/10 Good

Alexander

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Stayed 5 nights in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Kirsty

Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
Do not believe the pictures. This used to be an amazing b&b but it's now just run down, damp rooms. Staff do not work on site, as they're at a different property down the road. The windows don't close, the heating doesn't work. The bedding isn't fit for a hotel. I’m sure the owners once had good intentions, but owning more than one property and the pandemic has made this place basically a hostel. They need a word with The Hotel Inspector!
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

2/10 Terrible

Ivor James

Traveled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
If it was not for the nice host, most would of been terrible ratings. Our room was in poor condition, not as per advertised. Toilets were very small and I mean small. In fairness another room was offered, but facilities are poor. On the top floor, we had concerns about fire escape safety also. Noise reduction between walls is also limited.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2024

8/10 Good

GREGORY

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
More shabby than chic, I nevertheless soon became quite enamoured of my humble little room on the first floor. These prices were often a third of the travelodge. Is Schmotel three times worse than travelodge? No it’s a different thing. I was therefore pleased that there were no ghosts or Frankensteins and no poo on the wall or ceiling, and nobody with loud and evil intent anywhere in the seven blessed rooms.
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2024

8/10 Good

Alex

Stayed 1 night in Jul 2024

2/10 Terrible

Lisa

Business traveler
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
This property was nothing at all like advertised. It was dirty, tiny and stank of smoke. There was no breakfast option, my room was tiny with very poor and outdated facilities. I would not stay here again, despite the low price and convenient location.
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2024

4/10 Poor

Verified traveler

Traveled with family
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Stay for location

Arrived on time but nowhere to get in, no reception, waited 10mins then asked housekeeper who went out but she’s didn’t speak a word in English. After 5mins asked her again mimicking what I want so she gave me number to call. A person came. Everything in house extremely old and worn out and half-broken; toilet never fully flushes, mini fridge makes noise so need to unplug for a night, floors extremely squeaky with every move, you can hear all neighbours (even next door) their every step. Floors also not straight at all. Shower not scrubbed, rusty. The only good thing was the bed - very comfy. If I ever had to stay again it would be due to location which was perfect. 3mins walk to beach, 2mins to high street, 10mins to Royal Pavilion, 15mins to Pier.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2024

8/10 Good

Ellie

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Basic but great overall! I recommend.

My room at Motel Schmotel was great. The room was small and basic but had all amenities I needed. My lamp stopped working but I’m sure if I had reported it, it would’ve been replaced. Qi An was a lovely host and carried my bag up to the fourth floor for me. Good price and close to the city centre - great for solo travellers and business trips like mine.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2024

4/10 Poor

TRACY

Traveled with partner
Liked: Amenities
Disliked: Staff & service
The property was fine apart from a drunk in the room next door shouting and smashing things , was very un nerving , and no visible staff to complain too .
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2024

4/10 Poor

Ian

Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The property is close to town which is great and the staff responded quickly to any questions or needs. However, the place wasn’t properly cleaned and I have several bite marks around my body from bed bugs for this reason I wouldn’t recommend this place
Stayed 10 nights in Dec 2023

8/10 Good

Sharron

Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2023

6/10 Okay

Verified traveler

Older dated room

Hotel is basic. No reception or so. Basic cleaning on the day. Room was old and a bit dated. However, clean. Toilet didn't flush properly. It did the job to sleep there, but, not more than that. so, if you are okay with a very basic, dated but clean room, it will do.
Stayed 8 nights in Sep 2023

2/10 Terrible

praful

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 9 nights in Aug 2023