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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Property class: 3
3-star beachfront apartment near Maho Beach

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Reviews

9.6 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Air conditioning
  • Laundry
  • Gym

Explore the area

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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay
  • Place, Simpson Bay Beach
    ‪8 min walk‬
  • Place, Market Garden Supermarket
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Paradise Plaza
    ‪3 min drive‬
  • Airport, Philipsburg (SXM-Princess Juliana Intl.)
    ‪5 min drive‬

Room options

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Orchid

  • Sea view
  • 592 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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Bougainvillea

  • Sea view
  • 463 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Hibiscus

  • Sea view
  • 452 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Frangipani

  • Sea view
  • 506 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Sea Grape

  • Sea view
  • 570 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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Jasmine

  • Sea view
  • 506 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Flamboyant

  • Sea view
  • 498 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Mimosa

  • Sea view
  • 646 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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About the neighborhood

Simpson Bay

On the beach.You'll be within half a mile (1 km) of Simpson Bay Beach and 2 miles (3 km) of Kim Sha Beach with a stay here. Market Garden Supermarket and Paradise Plaza are also within 2 miles (3 km).
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What's nearby

  • Simpson Bay Beach - 8 min walk - 0.5 miles
  • Kim Sha Beach - 2 min drive - 1.0 mile
  • Market Garden Supermarket - 2 min drive - 1.1 miles
  • Paradise Plaza - 3 min drive - 1.3 miles
  • Flamingo Beach - 3 min drive - 1.5 miles

Getting around

  • Princess Juliana Intl. Airport (SXM) - 13 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Naruto Sushi - ‬6 min walk
  • ‪Pollos Hermanos - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Dinghy Dock Sailors Bar - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪Balls - ‬9 min walk
  • ‪Palapa Hidden Oasis SXM - ‬9 min walk

About this property

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

3-star beachfront apartment near Maho Beach
As a guest of The Horny Toad Guesthouse, you'll find a fitness center, a terrace, and barbecue grills. A computer station is on site and WiFi is free in public spaces. The Horny Toad Guesthouse also features tour/ticket assistance, a garden, and concierge services. Free self parking is available.

This 3-star Simpson Bay apartment is smoke free.

  • 8 guestrooms or units
  • 2 levels
  • Beach lounge chairs
  • Towels for the beach
  • Self-service laundry
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Tour and ticket information
  • Concierge
  • Terrace
  • Garden
  • BBQ grill(s)
  • Computer for guest use
  • Newspapers in lobby (free)
  • No smoking on site
The Horny Toad Guesthouse offers 8 air-conditioned accommodations, which are accessible via exterior corridors and feature safes and coffee/tea makers. Rooms open to balconies or patios. These individually decorated and furnished accommodations have separate sitting areas. Accommodations at this 3-star apartment have kitchens with full-sized refrigerators/freezers, stovetops, microwaves, and separate dining areas.

Bathrooms include bathtubs or showers and hair dryers. Guests can surf the web using the complimentary wireless Internet access. Additionally, rooms include irons/ironing boards and ceiling fans. Housekeeping is provided daily.

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Property amenities

Beach

  • On the beach
  • Beach loungers
  • Beach towels

Internet

  • Available in the apartment: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site

Kitchen

  • Blender
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Freezer
  • Full-sized refrigerator/freezer
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Bedrooms

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 1 private bathroom
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shower
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Separate dining area
  • Separate sitting area

Entertainment

  • Games

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony/patio
  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Terrace

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities

Work spaces

  • Computer station

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Ceiling fan

Pets

  • No pets or service animals

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Smoking not allowed

Services and conveniences

  • Concierge services
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Free newspapers in lobby
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage
  • Safe
  • Tour and ticket assistance

Location highlights

  • Near the airport
  • Near the ocean

Things to do

  • Gym

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

  • 2 floors
  • 8 units
  • Access via exterior corridors
  • Garden
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Property does not allow children
  • Soundproofing

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9 PM
Late check-in subject to availability

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 72 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 8 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
For any questions, please contact the property using the information on the booking confirmation
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • Pets and service animals are not allowed at The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Children and extra beds

  • Children 10 and younger are not allowed at this property. All guests older than 10 are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Property payment types

  • Mastercard
  • Visa

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property; the policies listed are provided by the property
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children. If you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room. This property accepts Visa and Mastercard.

We should mention

  • Children 10 years old and younger aren't allowed at this property.
  • Pets and service animals are not allowed on site.

Property class

This property does not have a Sint Maarten Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

Property is also known as

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Frequently asked questions

How close is The Horny Toad Guesthouse to the airport?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse is 2.4 mi (13-min drive) away from the Princess Juliana Intl. Airport (SXM) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at The Horny Toad Guesthouse.

How close is The Horny Toad Guesthouse to the beach?

This apartment is on the beach. Don't forget your sunscreen!

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse offer free breakfast?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse does not offer free breakfast.

Is there a casino at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

No, there is no casino at this apartment, but Paradise Plaza (3-min drive) and Hollywood Casino (4-min drive) are nearby.

What time is check-in at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9 PM.

Is there free parking at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

This apartment offers free self parking.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a pool?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse does not have a pool.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a spa?

There are no spa services available at this apartment.

How close is The Horny Toad Guesthouse to downtown Simpson Bay?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse is 0.4 mi away from Simpson Bay.

The Horny Toad Guesthouse Reviews

Reviews

9.6

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 44 out of 57 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 11 out of 57 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 1 out of 57 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 57 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 57 reviews

9.6/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Staff & service

9.6/10

Amenities

9.6/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, listing accuracy
This is a hidden gem, right on a beautiful beach. Really enjoyed stay, staff was amazing. Will definitely be back! Keith and Ann Marie - Denver, Colorado
Stayed 6 nights in May 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
We like it being beachfront, wide verandas, spacious unit, host and staff were excellent!
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
It is just cute, clean and friendly. Great beach and walk to restaurants.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2023
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Deb & Doug are accommodating and great to talk to to get ideas of things to do. Perfect place to stay!
Stayed 5 nights in Mar 2024
Verified review

6/10 Okay

Liked: Communication
The view was amazing
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort, communication
Great view at the balcony, wonderful and helpful owners. Really clean apartment. And surprisingly well equipped kitchen. Restaurants a quick walk down the streets. We highly recommend The Hørny Toad to everyone who wants a quiet and lovely vacation.
Stayed 6 nights in Nov 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
We will continue to come back! Beautiful beach, friendly and accommodating hosts, all the amenities you need, perfect distance to everything . The host was so welcoming and made us feel like a part of the family the second we arrived until we left!!
Stayed 6 nights in Mar 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort, communication
The room was huge and very clean. The owners were very friendly and available at anytime. The location was perfect and were were able to use the private beach right outside our door. Can't wait to book again.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2022
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
The view from this property is amazing. Debbie and Doug are amazing hosts and want this to feel like home for you. One of the best experiences with a room I have had. The pictures do not do this place justice. It is so much better than it shows. I WILL BE BACK!!!!
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, listing accuracy
We stumbled onto this property after a long eight day sail and could not have found a better place to rest and recuperate. It’s people and guests are what make it special.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Overall very good!!
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2022
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Loved the views, the privacy and the beach at your front door. But to top it off Debbie & her Husband went out of their way to make sure I was good my whole stay. Definitely recommend & will definitely be back!
Stayed 4 nights in May 2022
Verified review

8/10 Good

Liked: Room comfort, communication

Je recommande vivement

Très bon séjour Les Hôtes très accueillants Femme de ménage très gentille Lieu très agréable et paisible Superbe vue sur mer Très spacieux
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2022
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
What a beautiful place to sit back, listen to the ocean and relax.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2022
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, communication
Such a wonderful place and we were greeted with a very warm welcome!
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2022
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Fantastic place! Debbie and Doug are so nice and helpful! Right in the beach and close to everything.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2021
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Please don't even think of travelling to St. Marten unless you're going to stay at the Toad. When I arrived, four out of the eight suites were occupied by "regulars" who had been coming there for years. I found out why. A stunning view right on the water, steps to the warm sea. A parade of yachts going by. Always something to see. I enjoyed watching planes taking off and the sound was not bothersome. And then there's Debbie and Dan. You couldn't ask for nicer people. The nightly happy hour was a wonderful opportunity to chat with fellow travelers I didn't even rent a car for my six day visit. I walked to stores and restaurants You'll be happy to stay there!
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2021
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Nice

nice. I can do without the airport and the plane noise but it would not stop us to book again. beach, garden, parking etc is super
Stayed 11 nights in Aug 2017
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

We Shall Return

As being First Time Visitors to St Maarten, Cherry meet us out late when we got there due to some airline Delays and gave us the lay of the land. The waves pounded outside at the beach all night and it was super relaxing. The beach is 10 feet from the edge of the yard and it is absolutely beautiful. It was located near bars and breakfast places within walking distance on the beach or driving down the road.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2017
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Excellent location, great staff, great place to relax & get away from it all. Bars and restaurants close by.
Stayed 14 nights in Jun 2017
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Great place to relax & unwind, right at the beach, with bars & restaurants near by,
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2017
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Een heerlijk verblijf!

Wat 'n heerlijke plek met mooie kamers en een heerlijk bed op 't strand! De gastvrije ontvangst en mooie tuin, ligstoelen, afgesloten parkeerplaats, alles is er! Een aanrader!
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2017
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

quiet guest house on beautiful beach

Walk out of your room , onto white sand beach and into turquoise waters. Easy access to airport , restaurants, and water activities. Rooms are spacious with well-equipped kitchen. Fresh flowers and daily newspaper. Owners are great hosts, very helpful. They make you feel at home.
Stayed 9 nights in Jun 2017
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Just a overall great experience

We could not asked for anything more. We had such a great time, lots of walkable things to do and the staff could not have been nicer. We would so come back and tell all our friends.
Verified review

8/10 Good

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Gemütlicher Wohlfühlort

Das Guesthouse ist ideal für ältere Leute, die sich entspannen wollen. Man fühlt sich willkommen und wie zu Hause. Die Lage direkt am Meer ist wunderbar. Alles ist sauber und traditionell eingerichtet. Supermarkt und Restaurants sind ganz in der Nähe. Gleich nebenan ist der Flugplatz, ideal für Fliegerfans, manchmal sehr laut. Es hat keinen Pool, kein TV, aber sehr gute Internetverbindung. Wir werden wieder kommen.

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