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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property
3-star inn near Ten Kate Markt

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The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • Housekeeping
  • 24/7 front desk
  • Free WiFi

Explore the area

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Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH
  • Vondelpark
    ‪14 min walk‬
  • Van Gogh Museum
    ‪4 min drive‬
  • Anne Frank House
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol)
    ‪13 min drive‬

Room options

View all photos for Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

  • 151 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)
  • 118 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)
  • 65 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

  • 140 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

  • 96 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(3 reviews)
  • 65 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

  • 247 sq ft
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

View all photos for Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
(4 reviews)
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(2 reviews)
  • 129 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

7.0 out of 10
Good
(6 reviews)
  • 161 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

  • 75 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

  • 215 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

  • 86 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom | Free WiFi, bed sheets

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

7.4 out of 10
Good
(3 reviews)
  • 129 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

  • 161 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

  • 248 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs) | Exterior

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
(4 reviews)
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 247 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

View all photos for Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With) | Interior detail

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)
  • 183 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

9.6 out of 10
Exceptional
(5 reviews)
  • 86 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

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About the neighborhood

Amsterdam

Amsterdam West stay.Within a 15-minute walk of this Amsterdam West inn, you'll find Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen. Vondelpark and Van Gogh Museum are also within 2 miles (3 km).
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What's nearby

  • Vondelpark - 14 min walk - 0.8 miles
  • Van Gogh Museum - 4 min drive - 1.2 miles
  • Rijksmuseum - 5 min drive - 1.4 miles
  • Anne Frank House - 6 min drive - 1.5 miles
  • Heineken Experience - 6 min drive - 1.8 miles

Getting around

  • Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
  • Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) - 23 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Dönerland Eethuis - ‬6 min walk
  • ‪Cafe Goldmund - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Maracuya - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪The Coffee Bridge - ‬3 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3-star inn near Ten Kate Markt
As a guest of Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, you'll find a library, a terrace, and multilingual staff. Public spaces have free WiFi. Limited parking is available for a fee and is offered on a first-come, first-served basis.

This 3-star Amsterdam inn is smoke free.

  • 31 guestrooms or units
  • 2 levels
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (24 hours)
  • Staff is multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Library
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers 31 accommodations. This Amsterdam inn provides complimentary wireless Internet access. Housekeeping is offered daily and hair dryers can be requested.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Self parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
  • Limited onsite parking

Food and drink

  • Daily buffet breakfast available 8:00 AM to noon for a fee: EUR 15 per person

Things to do

  • Bicycle rentals
  • Library

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
  • Handrails in stairways (43 inches high)
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
  • Wheelchair-accessible public washroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (47 inches high)
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer (on request)
  • Towels provided

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
  • An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 percent will be charged

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for buffet breakfast: approximately EUR 15 per person
  • Self parking fee: EUR 35 per night

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Cashless transactions are available
Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Diners Club, debit cards, and cash. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards in each accommodation. Cashless payment methods are available for all transactions.

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

Property is also known as

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Frequently asked questions

How close is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam to the airport?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is 9.1 mi (23-min drive) away from the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

How much does it cost to stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

As of Sep 7, 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam on Sep 30, 2025 start from $60.49, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam.

How close is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam to the beach?

This inn is 15.3 mi (31-min drive) from Blijburg Beach and 19.7 mi (35-min drive) from Almeerderstrand. Don't forget your sunscreen!

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offer free breakfast?

Free breakfast isn’t provided at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, but buffet breakfast is offered for a fee of EUR 15 per person. It's available every day from 8 AM to noon.

Is there a casino at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

No, there is no casino at this inn, but Holland Casino (4-min drive) is nearby.

What time is check-in at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime.

Is there free parking at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Free parking is not available at this inn. Self parking is available for EUR 35 per night.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have a pool?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam does not have a pool.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have a spa?

There are no spa services available at this inn.

How close is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam to downtown Amsterdam?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is 1.4 mi away from Amsterdam.

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very Good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 423 out of 977 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 295 out of 977 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 132 out of 977 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 42 out of 977 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 85 out of 977 reviews

8.2/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

8/10 Good

Corbin

Traveled with group
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Quirky hotel in a good location out of the crowds of Amsterdam. Rooms are small, but was fine with two people
Stayed 4 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Debra

Liked: Amenities
Quirky, fun hotel as only the Dutch can do.
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chuyang, Singapore

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities
The staff is very friendly. It is only a few min walk to the tram.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

4/10 Poor

Rakesh

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Disliked: Room comfort
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

6/10 Okay

Lisa

Traveled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Felt Unsafe

Woken up late at night by a male employee opening our door and entering our room, doesn't make for a restful nights sleep. No explanation, no apology. Otherwise, an interesting place to stay.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

4/10 Poor

Mya

Traveled with family
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness
Stayed in the tram which was a cool experience knowing it used during the 60s and 70s in Amsterdam! But second night in we woke up with bed bug bites and found them around the bed..completely gross and painful. Workers were nice enough but they need to fix the bed bug issue!!
Stayed 5 nights in May 2025

2/10 Terrible

Amber

Traveled with group, Traveled with family
Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
It was not a great spot / the rooms smelled like cigarettes so badly we checked out the staff were very kind about it.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Brian

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Quirky fun place in Amsterdam

It is a wonderful quirky place. The only issue we had was with an odor that came from the shower are and water temps in the shower. The hot water was only hot the first night and we tried it at several times while we’re there and it was never hot again.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

6/10 Okay

Amber

Traveled with group
Liked: Staff & service
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

Benjamin

Liked: Room comfort
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities

Punaises de lit

Premièrement j'avais envoyé un courriel plus de 48h en avance sans jamais avoir de retour Deuxièmement je me suis réveillée la première nuit en trouvant une punaise de lit à côté, on m'avait pourtant assuré qu'il n'y avait pas de problème de punaises à ce moment. J'ai du quitter et me trouver un autre hôtel au matin. J'ai été remboursée sans problème et le personnel était sympathique, mais j'ai vu que ma chambre était de nouveau à louer sur leur site pour la nuit suivant mon départ... La chambre casa no casa était belle et grande autrement
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

Timothy

Traveled with partner
Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
I wouldn’t recommend staying here. It seems ‘concept’ trumps basics you might expect in a hotel like a semi-decent mattress and pillows. The Poison Ivy room was en-suite and the shower was Ok, but the basin plug was broken. The hotel were unable to supply a 2nd pillow - their response was ‘we are full and we have no spares’. What kind of hotel doesn’t have spare pillows FFS? The mattress had lost all support along one edge and should have been thrown out. There were no windows, and the ventilation system wasn’t great. I would imagine summer would be hell here. Sound proofing from the rooms above was entirely non-existent. Bring ear plugs. The restaurant/bar was good, and staff friendly. About the only redeeming feature. We checked out a day early and moved to a different hotel for our last night (of three) in Amsterdam.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

6/10 Okay

Christopher

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
It had bed bugs 🐛 and it was cold in the room you could not turn the heat up. The food was very nice and hot 🔥 when served to you
Stayed 5 nights in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Madison

Traveled with group
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
I loved the interior of this property! It was such a cool design and the room themes were awesome!
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chris

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Perfect
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lee

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

2/10 Terrible

Hannah

Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort
Disliked: Staff & service

Do not stay here

We booked one of the XL bookcase rooms for my partner and I as we’re both big readers and thought this would be perfect for us! We were really excited about the idea of sleeping inside of a bookcase. When we got to the hotel we were shown to the Mrs De With room and told we would be staying there. When I told them I didn’t book this room, I was told we’d been moved rooms as there was an issue with the bed in our room. I asked when this issue occurred and was told it happened 2 days ago. Why they couldn’t inform me or get a new bed in 2 days in preparation of a booking I do not know. The room had nothing to do with books, had a picture of a bum, and was also right next to the bar, making it very loud until 11pm. They made out as if they were being uber kind by giving us a slightly bigger room than the one we booked and we would therefore not get a refund. When I looked online it turned out the room they put us in was the only one left for the night. It was still available to book for that night! If someone had booked this room last minute we would have been left with no where to stay! The most they could offer us was a free breakfast, which consisted of 2 kinds of small, cold pastries, some cold meats, bread, juice, fruit, tea and coffee. This didn’t make up for the fact we’d been moved rooms and completely ruined the trip for us. We have since contacted hotels.com to ask the hotel for a refund and they have refused. Completely unacceptable. Will not be staying here again.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

2/10 Terrible

Chitiphat

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Everything was decent and the staff were super friendly and effective. The only bad thing which destroyed my whole experience was the soundproofing and location. The place sits right next to a pub or a casino of sort and that thing blasted music 11:00pm - 4:00am nonstop! And it vibrated my entire sleepingpod - you could imagine at this point that i got zero sleeping hour. Unless they do something about it - i find it hard to recommend city trip at this location
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Charlotte

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Sarah

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Gary

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Excellent experience.. we booked the larger bookcase room with a window which proved to be the correct decision. Staff are very helpful from lifting suitcases to pleasant manners. The Thai restaurant is worth having a meal.. high quality food and service
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Matthew

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Jeffrey, Safety Harbor

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Super nice staff, clean room, great location and easy accessibility to public transportation.
Stayed 6 nights in Dec 2024

6/10 Okay

Jennifer

Stayed 8 nights in Nov 2024

4/10 Poor

Danielle

Traveled with group
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Bed bugs and very uncomfortable

Stayed here in 2017 and it was so much cleaner and cooler back then. Our recent stay was uncomfortable and the service was slow. There were bed bugs, as well. Should not be allowing booking until you sort that out. Very unfortunate how downhill this place has gone.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

francois

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024