Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3-star inn near Ten Kate Markt

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Dates

March 2026

April 2026

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Overview
Rooms
Location
Policies

Very good

Popular amenities

Free WiFi
Parking available
Housekeeping
24/7 front desk

Explore the area

Witte de Withstraat 38, Amsterdam, North Holland, 1057 XZ

Place, Foodhallen
‪6 min walk‬
Place, Vondelpark
‪11 min walk‬
Place, Anne Frank House
‪8 min drive‬
Airport, Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol)
‪13 min drive‬

Room options

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

247 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 4
1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

Exceptional

65 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

Excellent

54 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

140 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 2
1 Queen Bed

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

183 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

Very good

54 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Excellent

54 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Exceptional

247 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 4
1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

96 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Exceptional

86 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 2
1 Queen Bed

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

151 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

86 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

161 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Stick With Me Room

Good

161 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

75 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

Wonderful

65 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

Very good

118 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Exceptional

129 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Invisible Tower Upstairs Shared Bathroom

215 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

Good

129 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

248 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

The Sun Room (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Casa No Casa 13A (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Crisis Free Zone (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Invisible Room Downstairs (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Invisible Tower Upstairs (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Mr De With (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Mrs De With

Sleeps 2

Stick With Me Room

Sleeps 2

Printed House (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase L

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase S (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase Whitey The White (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase XL

Sleeps 2

Sin City First Floor (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Sin City Ground Floor

Sleeps 2

The Blue House Downstairs

Sleeps 4

The Blue House Upstairs

Sleeps 2

Tram Cart (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Volkswagen T1 (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase M (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Deluxe Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Sleeps 4

About the neighborhood

Amsterdam

Amsterdam West stay.Within a 15-minute walk of this Amsterdam West inn, you'll find Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen. Vondelpark and Van Gogh Museum are also within 2 miles (3 km).

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What's nearby

Foodhallen - 6 min walk - 0.4 miles
Vondelpark - 11 min walk - 0.6 miles
Leidseplein - 19 min walk - 1.0 mile
Anne Frank House - 8 min drive - 1.5 miles
Flower Market - 8 min drive - 1.5 miles

Getting around

Witte de Withstraat Stop - 2 min walk
Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 7 min drive
Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) - 27 min drive

Restaurants

‪Maracuya - ‬6 min walk
‪Tweede thuys - ‬4 min walk
‪Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
‪Benji's - ‬4 min walk
‪Hookah Lounge - ‬4 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3-star inn near Ten Kate Markt

As a guest of Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, you'll find a library, a terrace, and multilingual staff. Public spaces have free WiFi. Limited parking is available for a fee and is offered on a first-come, first-served basis.

This 3-star Amsterdam inn is smoke free.

31 guestrooms or units

2 levels

Breakfast available (surcharge)

Front desk (24 hours)

Staff is multilingual

Storage area for luggage

Library

Terrace

No smoking on site

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers 31 accommodations. This Amsterdam inn provides complimentary wireless Internet access. Housekeeping is offered daily and hair dryers can be requested.

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Deluxe Double Room with Bath | Living area

Hot tub
Pet friendly
Free WiFi
Restaurant

$61 nightly

Mar 15 - Mar 16

Total with taxes and fees

Property amenities

Internet

Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

Self parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
Limited onsite self parking

Food and drink

Daily buffet breakfast available 8:00 AM to noon for a fee: EUR 15 per person

Things to do

Bicycle rentals
Library

Accessibility

If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
Bathroom emergency pull cord
Handrails in stairways (43 inches high)
Upper floors accessible by stairs only
Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
Wheelchair-accessible public washroom
Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (47 inches high)
Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

Room amenities

Bedroom

Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

Hair dryer (on request)
Towels provided

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime

Contactless check-in available

Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM

Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome.

Rollaway/extra beds are not available.

Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 percent will be charged

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

Fee for buffet breakfast: approximately EUR 15 per person
Self parking fee: EUR 35 per night

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy

Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges

Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed

This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash

Cashless transactions are available

Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards

Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.

This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Diners Club, debit cards, and cash. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards in each accommodation. Cashless payment methods are available for all transactions.

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

Property is also known as

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Not Amsterdam

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn

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Frequently asked questions

How close is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam to the airport?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is 8.7 mi (27-min drive) away from the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

How much does it cost to stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

As of Mar 12, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam on Mar 15, 2026 start from $70, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam.

How close is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam to the beach?

This inn is 12.7 mi (34-min drive) from Blijburg Beach.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offer free breakfast?

Free breakfast isn’t provided at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, but buffet breakfast is offered for a fee of EUR 15 per person. It's available every day from 8 AM to noon.

Is there a casino at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

No, there is no casino at this inn, but Holland Casino (9-min drive) is nearby.

What time is check-in at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime.

Is there free parking at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Free parking is not available at this inn. Self parking is available for EUR 35 per night.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have a pool?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam does not have a pool.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have a spa?

There are no spa services available at this inn.

How close is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam to downtown Amsterdam?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is 1.5 mi away from Amsterdam.

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

8.0

Very Good

8.2/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

10/10 Excellent

Juliana

Traveled with partner

Jan 4, 2026

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Amazing location and great staff

Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Trish

Traveled with partner

Dec 10, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Great room for price. Very quiet and very safe! Great budget option and comfy beds!

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

Dean

Traveled with family and small children, Traveled with partner, Traveled with family

Nov 30, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Hotel Not Hotel is a truly unique and refreshing experience in Amsterdam. The entire concept is delightfully quirky, making the stay an adventure in itself. Beyond the fun design, the staff were absolutely fabulous—incredibly friendly and helpful, making us feel right at home. It’s also fantastic value for money, offering a great price for a one-of-a-kind stay with exceptional service. I wouldn't hesitate to book here again!

Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

GRACE

Nov 27, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Staff are very helpful and professional. Hotel locations is walking distance to the tram

Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2025

2/10 Terrible

Joseph

Traveled with group

Nov 27, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities

Checked in late to find my mattress was not only filthy with large stains & loose hairs, but smaller stains consistent with the presence of bedbugs. I took a photo of this horror show of a mattress & showed the late night staff, saying I did not want to sleep in that bed. They told me they wouldn't want to sleep in it either & that there were no other rooms available. They told me I should speak to the manager when he arrives in the morning about a refund. As it was late & I didn't want to walk around all night, I tried to sleep on the floor to avoid the bed & possible bugs. The floor was hard, the room was freezing and I couldn't stop worrying about bringing bedbugs home so I slept for about 20 minutes. When I spoke to the manager, he told me that their rule is only to issue a refund if I have any bites; the fact that they have a bedbug refund rule indicates to me that this is a regular issue. Another hotel guest noted that many recent reviews mention bedbugs; the manager said "you should always read the reviews before booking". How's about just not having bedbugs at your hotel so I don't need to read all the reviews to know to avoid it? Also lots of leaks from pipes in the common area. Despite all of the bedbug reviews elsewhere, somehow there are none on this site so let me be the one to tell you if you are reading this - take the manager's own advice, go read the other reviews and DO NOT book this hotel. It looks cool & would be fun if it was clean, but sadly it is NOT.

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

8/10 Good

Lise

Nov 26, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Staff were very accomodating

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

2/10 Terrible

Laura Nancy

Nov 20, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities

La atención del personal fue buena pero no excelente, lo que nos hace poner esta calificación fue que despertamos con piquetes de chinches lo cua nos enoja bastante debido a que como es posible que tengan tan poco atención en eso, no se queden aquí

Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2025

6/10 Okay

Vins

Traveled with partner, Traveled with family

Oct 30, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities

The breakfast should be included

Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Catherine

Oct 29, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities

The host was really friendly! We had a great time! Will definitely stay there again.

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

2/10 Terrible

Hameed

Traveled with family

Oct 28, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities

See in the picture and different when you see it on the front.

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

6/10 Okay

Caitlyn

Traveled with group

Oct 25, 2025

The staff was hit or miss. The lady who works the morning shift isn’t the most friendly or helpful and was rude. The room wasn’t the cleanest and the bar was not even open majority of the stay.

Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Hailey

Traveled with family

Oct 24, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

The staff are super friendly and a credit to the hotel

Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Maya

Traveled with partner

Oct 16, 2025

Liked: Amenities

Cool property

Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Calvin

Oct 14, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

The cool rooms.

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

2/10 Terrible

Jody

Oct 13, 2025

Liked: Staff & service

Disliked: Cleanliness

Bedbugs galore; woke up with bites everywhere on the body. Feet and lefs swollen with the bites. Met a couple on 2nd night that let me know that key unlocks all the rooms. Room has no air circulation so woke up with sore throat in the morning. I've let the 2 gents at front know of the issues when checking out, and while they were sympathatic to the issues raised, it didn't quite seem like news to them, unfortunately.

Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

2/10 Terrible

Shinae

Oct 9, 2025

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Gary

Traveled with group

Oct 4, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Had a great time the staff was fantastic nice location everything was wonderful would recommend staying there to anybody I will definitely stay in if I'm in town

Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2025

4/10 Poor

Megan

Traveled with partner

Oct 4, 2025

Disliked: Property conditions & facilities

Although the staff was friendly, our room was not one we would stay in again. While the overall facility was clean, our room had strange little bugs found in the bathroom and twice in the bed. Not sure what kind, as we checked for bed bugs and that was not the case. I did leave with some little bites though, so not the best experience. Upon arrival the storage compartment for luggage under the bed would not open, and the staff could not find the key or figure out how to open it for us. In an already small room, this made the living quarters even more tight. They did offer to continue to store our luggage, but we would have to keep asking for it whenever we would need to access something, and this did not seem very realistic for a trip where we are in an out exploring and needing to access our luggage somewhat frequently. I will say that multiple staff members were very pleasant and kind, and it’s unfortunate at the few issues with our room. Probably would not stay here again.

Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Mike

Sep 30, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

8/10 Good

Marian

Sep 26, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

It was very clean and safe.

Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Jean Paul

Traveled with family

Sep 15, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Great fun a must

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Stephen

Sep 14, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Hotel not Hotel

Liv is a credit to your organisation, she was so friendly and helpful. The hotel is so quirky… we loved it

Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2025

6/10 Okay

ANDREW, Rochester

Traveled with partner

Sep 12, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Hip vibe, but 20-30 min from downtown by car

Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2025

8/10 Good

Matthew

Sep 10, 2025

Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Pamela

Sep 1, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Was good for a quick trip for sure, no AC so be mindful about it

Stayed 1 night in May 2025

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Popular amenities

Explore the area

Room options

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Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

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Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

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Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

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Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

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Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

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Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

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Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

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Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

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Stick With Me Room

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

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Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

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Invisible Tower Upstairs Shared Bathroom

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The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

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Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

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The Sun Room (shared Bathroom)

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Casa No Casa 13A (shared Bathroom)

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Crisis Free Zone (shared Bathroom)

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Invisible Room Downstairs (shared Bathroom)

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Invisible Tower Upstairs (shared Bathroom)

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Mr De With (shared Bathroom)

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Mrs De With

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Stick With Me Room

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Printed House (shared Bathroom)

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Secret Bookcase L

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Secret Bookcase S (shared Bathroom)

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Secret Bookcase Whitey The White (shared Bathroom)

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Secret Bookcase XL

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Sin City First Floor (shared bathroom)

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Sin City Ground Floor

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