Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property
3-star inn near Ten Kate Markt

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Free WiFi, bed sheets
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Terrace/patio
Living area
Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • Housekeeping
  • 24/7 front desk
  • Free WiFi

Explore the area

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Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH
  • Place, Vondelpark
    ‪14 min walk‬
  • Place, Van Gogh Museum
    ‪4 min drive‬
  • Place, Anne Frank House
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Airport, Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol)
    ‪13 min drive‬

Room options

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

  • 247 sq ft
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(3 reviews)
  • 65 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
(4 reviews)
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

  • 140 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)
  • 183 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
(4 reviews)
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 247 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

  • 96 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

9.6 out of 10
Exceptional
(5 reviews)
  • 86 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

  • 151 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

  • 86 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

  • 161 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

7.0 out of 10
Good
(6 reviews)
  • 161 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

  • 75 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(2 reviews)
  • 65 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)
  • 118 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(2 reviews)
  • 129 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

  • 215 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

7.4 out of 10
Good
(3 reviews)
  • 129 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

  • 248 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

The Sun Room (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Casa No Casa 13A (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Crisis Free Zone (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Invisible Room Downstairs (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Invisible Room Upstairs (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Mr de With (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Mrs de With

  • Sleeps 2

Poison Ivy

  • Sleeps 2

Printed House (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase L

  • Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase S (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase Whitey the White (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase XL

  • Sleeps 2

Sin City First Floor (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Sin City Ground Floor

  • Sleeps 2

The Blue House Downstairs

  • Sleeps 4

The Blue House Upstairs

  • Sleeps 2

Tram Cart (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Volkswagen T1 (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase M (shared Bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Deluxe Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

  • Sleeps 4

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About the neighborhood

Amsterdam

Amsterdam West stay.Within a 15-minute walk of this Amsterdam West inn, you'll find Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen. Vondelpark and Van Gogh Museum are also within 2 miles (3 km).

What's nearby

  • Vondelpark - 14 min walk - 0.8 miles
  • Van Gogh Museum - 4 min drive - 1.2 miles
  • Rijksmuseum - 5 min drive - 1.4 miles
  • Anne Frank House - 6 min drive - 1.5 miles
  • Heineken Experience - 6 min drive - 1.8 miles

Getting around

  • Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
  • Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) - 23 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Dönerland Eethuis - ‬6 min walk
  • ‪Cafe Goldmund - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪The Coffee Bridge - ‬3 min walk
  • ‪Benji's - ‬1 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3-star inn near Ten Kate Markt
As a guest of Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, you'll find a library, a terrace, and multilingual staff. Public spaces have free WiFi. Limited parking is available for a fee and is offered on a first-come, first-served basis.

This 3-star Amsterdam inn is smoke free.

  • 31 guestrooms or units
  • 2 levels
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (24 hours)
  • Staff is multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Library
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers 31 accommodations. This Amsterdam inn provides complimentary wireless Internet access. Housekeeping is offered daily and hair dryers can be requested.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Self parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
  • Limited onsite parking

Food and drink

  • Daily buffet breakfast available 8:00 AM to noon for a fee: EUR 15 per person

Things to do

  • Bicycle rentals
  • Library

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
  • Handrails in stairways (43 inches high)
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
  • Wheelchair-accessible public washroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (47 inches high)
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer (on request)
  • Towels provided

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
  • An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 percent will be charged

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for buffet breakfast: approximately EUR 15 per person
  • Self parking fee: EUR 35 per night

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Cashless transactions are available
Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Diners Club, debit cards, and cash. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards in each accommodation. Cashless payment methods are available for all transactions.

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

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Frequently asked questions

How close is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam to the airport?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is 9.1 mi (23-min drive) away from the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

How much does it cost to stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

As of Oct 25, 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam on Nov 2, 2025 start from $51.49, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam.

How close is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam to the beach?

This inn is 15.3 mi (31-min drive) from Blijburg Beach and 19.7 mi (35-min drive) from Almeerderstrand. Don't forget your sunscreen!

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offer free breakfast?

Free breakfast isn’t provided at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, but buffet breakfast is offered for a fee of EUR 15 per person. It's available every day from 8 AM to noon.

Is there a casino at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

No, there is no casino at this inn, but Holland Casino (4-min drive) is nearby.

What time is check-in at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime.

Is there free parking at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Free parking is not available at this inn. Self parking is available for EUR 35 per night.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have a pool?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam does not have a pool.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have a spa?

There are no spa services available at this inn.

How close is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam to downtown Amsterdam?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is 1.4 mi away from Amsterdam.