Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property
3-star inn near Ten Kate Markt

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Living area
Front of property
The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom | Free WiFi, bed sheets
Lobby
Breakfast, lunch, dinner served; Thai cuisine

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Bar
  • Parking available
  • 24/7 front desk
  • Housekeeping

Explore the area

Map
Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH
  • Vondelpark
    ‪14 min walk‬
  • Van Gogh Museum
    ‪4 min drive‬
  • Anne Frank House
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol)
    ‪13 min drive‬

Room options

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

  • 151 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

7.0 out of 10
Good
(2 reviews)
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)
  • 118 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)
  • 65 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

  • 140 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 2 Twin Beds

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

  • 96 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(3 reviews)
  • 65 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

  • 247 sq ft
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

8.8 out of 10
Excellent
(3 reviews)
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(2 reviews)
  • 129 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

7.0 out of 10
Good
(6 reviews)
  • 161 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

  • 75 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

  • 215 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

  • 86 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

7.4 out of 10
Good
(3 reviews)
  • 129 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

  • 161 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

  • 248 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
(4 reviews)
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 247 sq ft
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)
  • 183 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

9.6 out of 10
Exceptional
(5 reviews)
  • 86 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed OR 2 Twin Beds

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About the neighborhood

Amsterdam

Amsterdam West stay.Within a 15-minute walk of this Amsterdam West inn, you'll find Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen. Vondelpark and Van Gogh Museum are also within 2 miles (3 km).

What's nearby

  • Vondelpark - 14 min walk - 0.8 miles
  • Van Gogh Museum - 4 min drive - 1.2 miles
  • Rijksmuseum - 5 min drive - 1.4 miles
  • Anne Frank House - 6 min drive - 1.5 miles
  • Heineken Experience - 6 min drive - 1.8 miles

Getting around

  • Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
  • Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) - 23 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Cafe Goldmund - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪The Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Benji's - ‬1 min walk
  • ‪Hotel Not Hotel - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Dönerland Eethuis - ‬6 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3-star inn near Ten Kate Markt
There's a restaurant on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. WiFi is free in public spaces. A library, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam. Limited parking is available for a fee and is offered on a first-come, first-served basis.

This 3-star Amsterdam inn is smoke free.

  • 31 guestrooms or units
  • 2 levels
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (24 hours)
  • Staff is multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Library
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
  • Bar or lounge
  • Dining venue
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers 31 accommodations. This Amsterdam inn provides complimentary wireless Internet access. Housekeeping is offered daily and hair dryers can be requested.

Languages

Dutch, English, Spanish

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Self parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
  • Limited onsite parking

Food and drink

  • Daily buffet breakfast available 8:00 AM to noon for a fee: EUR 15 per person
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant

Things to do

  • Bicycle rentals
  • Library

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
  • Handrails in stairways (43 inches high)
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
  • Wheelchair-accessible public washroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (47 inches high)
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer (on request)
  • Towels provided

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
  • An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 percent will be charged

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for buffet breakfast: approximately EUR 15 per person
  • Self parking fee: EUR 35 per night

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Cashless transactions are available
Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Diners Club, debit cards, and cash. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards in each accommodation. Cashless payment methods are available for all transactions.

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

Property is also known as

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Frequently asked questions

How close is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam to the airport?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is 9.1 mi (23-min drive) away from the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

How much does it cost to stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

As of Jun 21, 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam on Jun 22, 2025 start from $61.49, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam.

How close is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam to the beach?

This inn is 15.3 mi (31-min drive) from Blijburg Beach and 19.7 mi (35-min drive) from Almeerderstrand. Don't forget your sunscreen!

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offer free breakfast?

Free breakfast isn’t provided at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, but buffet breakfast is offered for a fee of EUR 15 per person. It's available every day from 8 AM to noon.

Is there a casino at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

No, there is no casino at this inn, but Holland Casino (4-min drive) is nearby.

What time is check-in at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime.

Is there free parking at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Free parking is not available at this inn. Self parking is available for EUR 35 per night.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have a pool?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam does not have a pool.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have a restaurant?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is home to Kevin Bacon Bar, which features Thai cuisine.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have a spa?

There are no spa services available at this inn.

How close is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam to downtown Amsterdam?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is 1.4 mi away from Amsterdam.

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very Good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 408 out of 946 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 290 out of 946 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 129 out of 946 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 40 out of 946 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 79 out of 946 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Chris

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Perfect
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lee

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

2/10 Terrible

Hannah

Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort
Disliked: Staff & service

Do not stay here

We booked one of the XL bookcase rooms for my partner and I as we’re both big readers and thought this would be perfect for us! We were really excited about the idea of sleeping inside of a bookcase. When we got to the hotel we were shown to the Mrs De With room and told we would be staying there. When I told them I didn’t book this room, I was told we’d been moved rooms as there was an issue with the bed in our room. I asked when this issue occurred and was told it happened 2 days ago. Why they couldn’t inform me or get a new bed in 2 days in preparation of a booking I do not know. The room had nothing to do with books, had a picture of a bum, and was also right next to the bar, making it very loud until 11pm. They made out as if they were being uber kind by giving us a slightly bigger room than the one we booked and we would therefore not get a refund. When I looked online it turned out the room they put us in was the only one left for the night. It was still available to book for that night! If someone had booked this room last minute we would have been left with no where to stay! The most they could offer us was a free breakfast, which consisted of 2 kinds of small, cold pastries, some cold meats, bread, juice, fruit, tea and coffee. This didn’t make up for the fact we’d been moved rooms and completely ruined the trip for us. We have since contacted hotels.com to ask the hotel for a refund and they have refused. Completely unacceptable. Will not be staying here again.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

2/10 Terrible

Chitiphat

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Everything was decent and the staff were super friendly and effective. The only bad thing which destroyed my whole experience was the soundproofing and location. The place sits right next to a pub or a casino of sort and that thing blasted music 11:00pm - 4:00am nonstop! And it vibrated my entire sleepingpod - you could imagine at this point that i got zero sleeping hour. Unless they do something about it - i find it hard to recommend city trip at this location
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Charlotte

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Sarah

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Gary

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Excellent experience.. we booked the larger bookcase room with a window which proved to be the correct decision. Staff are very helpful from lifting suitcases to pleasant manners. The Thai restaurant is worth having a meal.. high quality food and service
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Matthew

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Jeffrey, Safety Harbor

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Super nice staff, clean room, great location and easy accessibility to public transportation.
Stayed 6 nights in Dec 2024

6/10 Okay

Jennifer

Stayed 8 nights in Nov 2024

4/10 Poor

Danielle

Traveled with group
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Bed bugs and very uncomfortable

Stayed here in 2017 and it was so much cleaner and cooler back then. Our recent stay was uncomfortable and the service was slow. There were bed bugs, as well. Should not be allowing booking until you sort that out. Very unfortunate how downhill this place has gone.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

francois

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024

6/10 Okay

Kevin

Business traveler
Is a rather funky and novel place to stay, but don't expect 4-star service or facilities. Definitely a good deal for the price, though.
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Alihas

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
It really was a unique experience. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful. I would realy like to visit again one day.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

6/10 Okay

Daniel

Traveled with group
Liked: Staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Cleanliness
Under my bed was pretty dusty 😮‍💨
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Hanneke

Traveled with family
Liked: Staff & service
I really loved how central it was and how easy to get to by tram. The hotel was really lovely with great staff and looked very clean and well kept. the concept of the rooms is so very cool, it was like a magical world! The shared showers were very messy in the morning, there was a blocked drain in a sink and in a shower. We stayed in the VW van and the ventilation was broken so it was very warm and stuffy. The bed was great though and very comfy
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

4/10 Poor

Sophie

Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Bed bugs
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2024

4/10 Poor

Gang

Traveled with family
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The room was unexpectedly small. With the bed in the center, there were only 2 feet space on each side and we could not even fit a small table in the room. We had to go out of the room to the dining area to use our computer. They charged us almost $200 a night. This is way below the $200 hotel standard. Worst of all, in the early morning next day, we found 5-6 bed bugs in our bed, each full of fresh red blood. This scared the hell out of us. We haven's seen bed bugs for decades. It was really scaring situation. My wife got bug bites all over her body and suffered badly. We immediately complained. The good thing is the hotel manager sincerely apologized and fully refunded our money. I believe the hotel should be close for a few days, thoroughly clean the entire hotel and completely disinfect all the rooms before reopen.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

2/10 Terrible

Niall Patrick

Traveled with partner
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
No fruit options for breakfast. Room was rather small and smelly. Hardly enough room to fit suitcase. Bathrooms weren’t overly clean either. Expensive for what you get if honest. Wouldn’t go back.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Liz

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Absolutely everything about this quirky charming eclectic place is amazing!! The owner and everyone one of the staff I encountered were so kind and thoughtful. I arrived on 10/13 having left my medications in the United States airport I was layovers in. I was absolutely stressed and in pain. The front desk accommodated my and found a room that was downstairs for me to bush was easier on my knee. I stayed 3 days. On my 2-3 day I stayed in my original room booked upstairs behind a bookcase for days 2-3. Such a great location to get anywhere from the tram 17 and 13 will get you into the center of town. Shared bathrooms were new to me but quickly accustomed and felt safe and very clean. Similar to being in a cool loft space of a friend and just going downstairs to use the shower and toilet and sink. Must visit the flower stand at the end of the street and the little cafe Benji’s. The very best chai latte and French toast!!!
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2024

8/10 Good

Margaret

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
The staff was very helpful and professional
Stayed 10 nights in Sep 2024

8/10 Good

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Cool hotel

Really cool hotel. Staff were amazing. Bathroom seemed inadequate for the number of guests, there were only two toilet stalls. But definitely a unique experience.
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

2/10 Terrible

hong

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
bad
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024

6/10 Okay

Austin

Traveled with group
Disliked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities
The place itself is run more of a Hostel than a hotel so some of the areas can be messy. However, this could be put down to the other Patrons that are staying there. When we visited in the first week of September, there was a Bed Bug infestation that resulted in several members of our party having to check out and find alternative accomodation. In the end we did receive a full refund from the hotel. Although it is off the beaten track as well, there are plenty of shops and eateries in the surrounding area and there is a local tram stop. This provides easy access back to Centraal and the rest of the city.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024

4/10 Poor

Lucas

Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Unfortunately, this was a rather unpleasant stay as I discovered bedbugs on my first night, but finding alternate accommodation was not possible. The hotel was also fully booked so no chance of an alternate room, and even if I did move rooms, I wouldn't have trusted that the whole hotel wasn't infested. Really disgusting basic hygiene for a hotel to not have bedbugs!!! There is also a distinct lack of amenities, and nowhere to put anything - no suitcase stand, desk, bedside table etc. Just one armchair that I used as a suitcase stand. Could benefit from more shelving hooks or useable surfaces in the shared showers and the rooms. There were also only two showers that were of a comfortable size, & another two tiny cubicles that were more impractical. Also, the shower drains terribly so you end up flooding most of the bathroom. It was much smaller internally (the hotel as a whole) than expected. Also was very warm and stuffy with very weak air conditioning. It served a purpose for being somewhere to crash but it was a restless sleep between killing any bedbugs I saw and overheating. The bike hire was very reasonable and helpful though, was a nice feature that I wasn't aware of before my visit. A real shame because the design and novelty of the hotel really drew me to it, & it would have been an easy 4* review if not for the bedbugs. the pillows were lovely, the bed was a little hard but that's my preference, the bathrooms were decently clean, ish, communal areas were nice.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024