Tiny Houses of French Village Tranquil & Relaxing

🌿 Your [Not So] Tiny Oasis in French Village
The wait is finally over—the pool is officially OPEN! ☀️

Escape to the tranquil hills and valleys of French Village for a unique stay in our personally designed, 600 sq. ft. tiny home. Nestled on 10 pristine acres at the highest point in St. Francois County, this isn`t just a place to sleep—it’s a place to breathe. Whether you’re diving into the 24-hour heated pool, star-gazing with our high-powered telescope, or exploring the local wineries with your pup, your perfect retreat starts here.

✨ Why You’ll Love It
Space to Breathe: Floor-to-ceiling sliding glass doors bring the outdoors in, while black-out curtains ensure the best sleep of your life.

The `Not So Tiny` Kitchen: Fully equipped with a Ninja oven, Cuisinart burners, and a welcome snack basket.

Spa Vibes: An Onyx shower with a 52-function rainfall head and luxury robes (available for purchase!).

Pet Friendly: We love pups! We provide blankets, bowls, and a jar full of treats.

Community Perks: Access a rustic dining arbor, a massive firepit with valley views, and a hammock grove for ultimate relaxation.

🛌 The Amenities
Rest & Recharge

King-size bed with premium linens and down comforter.

Electric fireplace, 70` 4K Smart TV (DVDs/Games included), and a massive leather recliner.

Outdoor Living

Personal Adirondack gliders and a private firepit with a grilling grate.

Picnic-ready! We provide a cooler and a fully stocked picnic bag.

Note: Washer/Dryer available in a custom secure cabinet (please use caution when lifting!).

🌟 Level Up Your Stay
Want to make it extra special? Contact us to book these Exclusive Add-Ons:

🚙 Jeep Excursion: A guided tour across the Mississippi via ferry for some local bar hopping!

🥩 Chuckwagon Dinner: Two raw prime steaks + all the fixings for a gourmet grill-out.

🥐 Breakfast Feast: Ready-to-bake casserole, artisan bread, local honey, and fruit.

🛶 Kayak Package: 2 kayaks delivered to St. Francois State Park.

🎸 Live Music: Hire a local acoustic artist for 2–4 hours of private porch tunes.

🗺️ Explore the Neighborhood
You are perfectly positioned for adventure!

Nature: Hike Pickle Springs (24 mi) or cool off in the river at St. Francois State Park (12 mi).

Adventure: Go underground at Bonne Terre Mines (14 mi) or 4-wheeling at St. Joe State Park (21 mi).

Sips & Eats: Grab a glass at The Terrace Winery (3.9 mi) or play a round of pool at Dori’s Bar & Grill (3.7 mi).

Family Fun: Visit the Critter Lane Petting Zoo just 5 miles away!

📝 The Details
Check-In: 4:00 PM (Self check-in via key box). I’ll text you as soon as it’s ready for early arrival!

Check-Out: 12:00 PM.

Communication: I love socializing but respect your privacy. I’m just a text away if you need anything!

Security: Your peace of mind is a priority. We have a gated entrance and security cameras on the property.

Grab your sunscreen and your hiking boots—we can’t wait to see you poolside! 🥂✨