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The funny and relax apartment.

Calheta apartment with kitchen

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Outdoor dining
3 bedrooms, iron/ironing board, travel crib, WiFi
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Entire apartment

3 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 6

Popular amenities

  • Ocean view
  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Air conditioning
  • Outdoor Space
  • Parking available

Explore the area

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Arco Da Calheta, Madeira Region
  • Place, Casa das Mudas Arts Center
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Place, Cascata dos Anjos
    ‪7 min drive‬
  • Place, Ponta Do Sol Beach
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Airport, Funchal (FNC-Cristiano Ronaldo)
    ‪49 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

Calheta

Seaside stay .Within 6 miles (10 km) of this apartment, you'll find Casa das Mudas Arts Center and Church of Our Lady of Light. Laurisilva of Madeira and Ponta Do Sol Beach are also within 6 miles (10 km).

What's nearby

  • Casa das Mudas Arts Center - 6 min drive - 2.9 miles
  • Cascata dos Anjos - 7 min drive - 3.3 miles
  • Laurisilva of Madeira - 8 min drive - 2.9 miles
  • Ponta Do Sol Beach - 9 min drive - 4.3 miles
  • Beachside Square - 9 min drive - 4.3 miles

Getting around

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Airport (FNC) - 52 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Fly Bar - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Laranjeira's Snack Bar - ‬7 min drive
  • ‪Taberna da Madalena - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪Manifattura Di Gelato - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Leme Marisqueira - ‬5 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The funny and relax apartment.

Large balcony and terrace all these areas a very nice place to be outdoors. The apartment has glass windows for daylight. Excellent place to watch and enjoy all-day sunshine and sunsets of the sun go down over the sea. Sleeps 6 - 3 bedrooms; one very big on-suite bedroom with private modern bathroom for 2 persons. Other 1 single bed bedroom for 1 person and other 2 single beds bedroom for 2 persons, also one 1 big sofa bed in the sitting area enough for 1 person. The road level accesses direct the ground floor into 3 bedrooms and the ground floor living, sitting area with big screen TV, kitchen with full utilities, washing machine, microwave and toaster and 2 big bathrooms. There is a big and private parking area. The apartment is facing the fabulous ocean and mountain view.

The super luxurious suite is equipped with air-conditioned for fresh and hot air. Has a flat modern TV. Has a small freezer for drinks, big and modern sofas, a private dressing area and a modern bathroom with cabin shower, also access to inside the house and to the others 2 bedrooms and to the wide external relaxing area outside balcony with sitting table, chairs and sun loungers. An outdoor dining area for a fresh launch or morning breakfast. Up; in the sunny and super views terrace; there are the lounges for sunbaths and one barbecue for a nice grill meal.

The apartment has internet Free wifi. and cable tv and another big-screen flat TV in the sitting area.

An excellent starting point for the discovery of the island. It is a 20-minute drive from the city of Funchal and 30 minutes from the airport.

Rounded by a pure Madeira Island natural environment of tropical garden with fruits and totally quiet relaxing place. Close to services, restaurants, beach and Levada walking paths. The unique and authentic location for real true contact with nature.

It really is a lovely villa with some great views of the mountains on one side and the Atlantic Ocean on the other. If you are looking for a quiet, relaxing holiday on this lovely island. This property will be perfect for your needs, a good base for touring and a lovely place to relax.
Guest access
All the apartment that is down, the private parking area to the righ and the terrace up with the barbecue

About the town: The name Arco da Calheta comes from two elements. Firstly, arco (meaning arch) is a description of the semi-circular shape the hills form; Secondly, da Calheta refers to the close proximity to the neighbouring civil parish of Calheta. This parish was one of the very first to be settled and subsequently farmed and is one of the wealthiest in artistic and patrimonial treasures. It was here that João Fernandes Andrade, known as João Fernandes do Arco settled at the end of the 15th century. He owned vast lands of wheat, sugar mills and slaves, and set up a home with a private chapel and chaplain. Arco da Calheta is mainly irrigated by a branch of the important Levada do Rabaçal and another known as Madre Grande, which has its origins in Paul da Serra. This parish’s confining limits are the civil parishes of Madalena do Mar, Canhas and Calheta.

Local Tourist Attractions: Dolphin and whale watching and deep-sea fishing excursions available from Calheta marina (3 kilometres). Rabaçal (10 kilometres) is the start point for several of the most popular levada and mountain walks on the island. There are over 1400 kilometres of levada walks in Madeira with many more paths and tracks to explore taking you from 6000ft plus to sea level.
Calheta and the environs: Casa das Mudas Art Centre (2 kilometres) is the third-largest cultural venue in Portugal featuring works by Dali and Sir Francis Bacon and where regular theatre, dances and artistic performances are held. It is worth visiting not only for these but also for the architecture and for the fabulous views. Calheta has one of the only two working sugar mills on Madeira, tours are available where you can sample the mill's aguardente (a grape brandy distilled from Vinho Verde grapes and aged in old port wine casks) and molasses.

There are close to the apartment at walking distance services like shops, restaurants, bars and minimarket. Also in Calheta Beach with his big "Pingo Doce" Supermarket...

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Property amenities

Beach

  • Beach loungers

Internet

  • Available in the apartment: WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Car available
  • Car recommended
  • Wheelchair-accessible parking available

Kitchen

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Electric kettle
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 3 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 2 bathrooms
  • Hair dryer
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Living room
  • Separate dining area

Entertainment

  • TV with cable/satellite channels

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony
  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Outdoor furniture

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • 1 accessible parking space
  • No elevator (single-level property)
  • Stair-free path to entrance
  • Wheelchair accessibility
  • Wheelchair-accessible parking
  • Wheelchair-accessible path of travel
  • Smoking not allowed

Services and conveniences

  • Change of bedsheets (on request)
  • Concierge services
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Limited housekeeping

Location highlights

  • In a rural location
  • In a village
  • In the mountains
  • Near a health/beauty spa
  • Near a hospital
  • Near a zoo
  • Near an outlet shopping mall
  • Near the bay
  • Near the marina
  • Near the sea

Things to do

  • Farming classes
  • Birdwatching nearby
  • Casino nearby
  • Ecotours nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Golfing nearby
  • Hiking/biking trails nearby
  • Horseback riding nearby
  • Motor boating nearby
  • Mountain biking nearby
  • Mountain climbing nearby
  • Rock climbing nearby
  • Sailing nearby
  • Scuba diving nearby
  • Sledding nearby
  • Snorkeling nearby
  • Surfing/bodyboarding nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Theme park nearby
  • Whale watching nearby
  • Wildlife walks nearby
  • Winery tours nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • First aid kit
  • Fire extinguisher

General

  • Bed sheets changed on request
  • Composting
  • Farming classes
  • Garden
  • Recycling

Policies

Check-in

Minimum check-in age: 21

Check-out

Flexible check-out available (contact host to arrange)

Special check-in instructions

The front desk hours vary at this property
Guests must contact the property for check-in information
To make arrangements for check-in please contact the property ahead of time using the information on the booking confirmation
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Check-out time is flexible; to make arrangements, please contact the property ahead of time using the information on the booking confirmation
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts cash
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property accepts cash. Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit in each accommodation.

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Frequently asked questions

How close is The funny and relax apartment. to the airport?

This apartment is 29.5 mi (52-min drive) away from the Cristiano Ronaldo Airport (FNC) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

Does The funny and relax apartment. have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at this apartment.

How close is The funny and relax apartment. to the beach?

This apartment is 5.1 mi (16-min drive) from Ponta Do Sol Beach and 8 mi (21-min drive) from Paul do Mar Beach. Don't forget your sunscreen!

Does The funny and relax apartment. offer free breakfast?

This apartment does not offer free breakfast.

Is there a casino at The funny and relax apartment.?

No, there is no casino at this apartment.

Is there free parking at The funny and relax apartment.?

Free parking is not available at this apartment.

Does The funny and relax apartment. have a pool?

This apartment does not have a pool.

Does The funny and relax apartment. have a spa?

There are no spa services available at this apartment.

How close is The funny and relax apartment. to downtown Calheta?

This apartment is 0.3 mi away from Arco da Calheta.

The funny and relax apartment. Reviews

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Cleanliness

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4/10 Poor

Sonja R.

Liked: Cleanliness
Gedateerd appartement,met helaas een defecte boiler en harde bedden. De boiler zou gerepareerd worden maar dit bleek de dag na aankomst toch niet het geval te zijn. Er was een elektricien geweest die dacht dat deze weer werkte...de dag erna zou er een nieuwe boiler geplaatst worden. Dit is er na mijn idee niet gedaan maar de lampjes op de boiler gaven wel de hoogste temoeratuur aan an het water was ook duidelijk warmer. Maar na 2 minuten douchen moesten we iedere 2 minuten de kraan meer naar heet draaien en na 10 minuten was er alleen nog wat lauw water en al snel koud water.Dit zal toch langer goed moeten zijn met een capaciteit van een 6 persoons huis. Als je de afwas hebt gedaan of een was hebt gedraaid begin je al met lauw water onder de douche. Het kantoor die de verhuur regelt reageerde na dag twee ook niet meer op whatsapp over de communicatie over de boiler. Wij zijn teleurgesteld helaas...
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2025

6/10 Okay

Akash E.

Stayed 14 nights in Mar 2025