Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
5-star adults-only hotel near Bekonscot Model Village

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Cosy | 1 bedroom, premium bedding, individually decorated
Decadent | 1 bedroom, premium bedding, individually decorated
Interior
Cocktail bar
Cocktail bar

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Air conditioning
  • Bar
  • Spa

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Place, Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Place, Cliveden House
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Place, Windsor Castle
    ‪20 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪23 min drive‬

Room options

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Boujee

7.0 out of 10
Good
(7 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Snug

7.2 out of 10
Good
(14 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Cosy

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(10 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

About the neighborhood

Beaconsfield

In Beaconsfield .You'll find Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills within 2 miles (3 km) of this hotel. Cliveden House and Hedsor House are also within 6 miles (10 km).

What's nearby

  • Bekonscot Model Village - 19 min walk - 1.0 mile
  • Pinewood Studios - 9 min drive - 8.1 miles
  • Cliveden House - 9 min drive - 4.9 miles
  • Hedsor House - 9 min drive - 4.5 miles
  • Windsor Castle - 20 min drive - 13.7 miles

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪The Beech House - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪Los Nomadas - ‬17 min walk
  • ‪The White Horse - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Benedict's Store - ‬16 min walk

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5-star adults-only hotel near Bekonscot Model Village
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers its guests an outdoor pool and a fitness center. There are 3 restaurants on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. Public spaces have free WiFi.

Spa services, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

  • 48 guestrooms or units
  • 3 dining venues
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Staff is multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Wedding services available
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
  • Bar or lounge
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottled water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries, and hair dryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered daily and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free offsite parking
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 3 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Accessibility

  • No elevator

Room amenities

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Bathrobes
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
    For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit in each accommodation.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

How close is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield to the airport?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is 14.7 mi (26-min drive) away from the Heathrow Airport (LHR) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

How close is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield to the beach?

This hotel is 11.6 mi (29-min drive) from Ruislip Lido Beach.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offer free breakfast?

Free breakfast isn’t provided at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield, but cooked-to-order breakfast is offered for a fee of between GBP 10 and 25 per person. It's available on weekdays from 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM and weekends from 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM.

Is there a casino at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, there is no casino at this hotel.

What time is check-in at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM.

Is there free parking at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

This hotel offers free self parking.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a pool?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield features an outdoor pool.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a restaurant?

There are 3 onsite restaurants, offering options like British cuisine and light fare.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a spa?

This hotel doesn't have a spa, but it does offer massages.

How close is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield to downtown Beaconsfield?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is 0.3 mi away from Beaconsfield.

Reviews

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

8.0

Very Good

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.2/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness
Rating 10 - Excellent. 283 out of 598 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 143 out of 598 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 74 out of 598 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 59 out of 598 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 39 out of 598 reviews

Reviews

4/10 Poor

Memona

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

8/10 Good

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
It was very nice very erratically pleasing and staff were nice however on my stay I requested roses to be added onto the bed as we arrived for a surprise for my partner which they were happy to do for £20 on top of my stay however upon arrive they were not there ,they did take this off my room the charge however it was the surprise that I was gutted about , and tap didn’t work properly in bathroom however overall would go back there as very nice .
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

David

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stay was amazing. Will be even better when building work complete. Electrics in out room (27) could do with having a look at, lights flash and socket at the door is missing buttons, door handle is slightly loose. Staff very freindly, helpful and attentive. Would definitely stay here again
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

8/10 Good

Said

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

David

Business traveler

Disappointing

Disappointing. The bathroom situation is strange in the 'snug' room. The shower was really fast-flowing and as there is no door, it risks flooding the main bedroom and makes the entire bedroom smell damp. Expected more for the price.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Aaron

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Great Hotel!

Beautiful hotel. We have stayed a couple of times and love the ambience of the hotel and variety of rooms. Very romantic.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

6/10 Okay

Luke

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The room thou novel was far too dark and small for our liking
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Jason

Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Adrian, Hertford

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Third time staying lovely hotel and good location
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Preet

Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Paul

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

David

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
The people were amazing actually, everybody treated their guests with respect and kindness. I had a very pleasant experience and the room was very clean.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lindsay

Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

PaulI

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The hotel was amazing! The staff was friendly and professional. Would recommend to everyone.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Donna

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Fantastic hotel, would definitely stay again. 2 suggestions would be to provide tea bags and biscuits as these were not available and replace the TVs with ones that have Netfix app as the cast option didn’t work for me.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Mez

Traveled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
It had good service. Everything was either being built or un poor used condition. Rooms were dark and cluttered. There were zero amneties. The spa is not a Spa, it is annoutdoor unheated cold pool with and attached jacuzzu section, which is also unheated and cold. That is not a spa. The water looksnok, but loads of green vegitation on the pools rims which are set stones. The rooms are hust very used and worn out. Ruined the day, as we thought it was a spa hotel for that price. The hotel itself is a few rooms like cabins and you have to walk in the street to get to it. No breakfast with the rooms, a massive rip-off for £230. Also wouldn't call it a hotel. You can get so much more for less cost at any other hotel.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Verified traveler

Business traveler
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Previous occupants hair in shower drain - yuck
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

8/10 Good

Steven

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

4/10 Poor

Shakil

Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Suhayl

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Marte

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities
Amazing staff and unique hotel! It was hard to find since it had no signage, but other than that, it was great. The hotel also had a really cool bar/lounge area with DJ. We will be back!
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

8/10 Good

oranka

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

6/10 Okay

Sarah

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Martino

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Impressive Decor, Great Food, and Friendly Staff

I had a very good stay at the Crazy Bear Hotel. The decoration is truly impressive – bold, unique, and full of character. I stayed in the “Decadence” room, which I really enjoyed. It’s a very particular kind of hotel – you know what you’re getting into, so I find it a bit unfair when people complain about the décor. If you’re after a standard, conventional hotel, this might not be the right choice. But if you’re looking for something distinctive, it’s a great experience. Everything was clean, the staff were friendly, and both dinner and breakfasts were excellent.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025