10/10 Excellent
Eric M.
May 13, 2026
Liked: Cleanliness
Review: I cannot tell you about the bedrooms. I cannot comment on the kitchen, the cleanliness of the bathrooms, or the proximity to local attractions. In fact, I’m not entirely sure this house has a roof, because my eyes never rose higher than the celestial orb of avian brilliance located in the corner of the living room.Let us speak first of the golden tripod. These aren't mere "legs." They are gilded pillars of destiny, crossing with a structural grace that would make Da Vinci weep. They rise from the floor like the concentrated rays of a setting sun, providing a sturdy, metallic throne for the glory that sits atop them. The finish is so refined, so unapologetically opulent, that I found myself apologizing to it every time I walked past.But the shade... oh, the shade. It is not a lampshade; it is a translucent cloud captured from the third circle of heaven. Thousands of pristine, majestic feathers layered with the precision of a master architect. When the light is toggled, it doesn't just "turn on"—it awakens. It glows with the soft, ethereal warmth of a thousand neonatal swans. To look upon it is to feel a peace so profound that I forgot my own middle name.Final VerdictI spent four nights sitting on the floor in front of this luminary masterpiece. I did not watch TV. I did not eat. I simply basked in the downy radiance of this feathered miracle.If you are looking to have your soul scrubbed clean by the light of a golden-legged ostrich angel, book this house!!!
Eric M.
Stayed 4 nights in May 2026