Escape to San Bernard River House, a private riverfront retreat by Canyon & River Escapes, located in Brazoria, TX — just one hour from Houston.
Perfect for families and groups seeking relaxation, fun, and unforgettable views, this home blends resort-style outdoor living with a beautifully designed interior.
From sunrise coffee by the river to sunset swims and game nights, this is your ideal Houston-area getaway.
Home Highlights
• Stunning riverfront backyard with panoramic San Bernard River views
• Year-round heated pool (optional heating available)
• Mini-golf with clubs & balls
• Brackish-water fishing directly from the bulkhead
• Firepit, grill, shaded seating & outdoor dining
• Full-size indoor pool table & Pac-Man arcade
• Floor-to-ceiling tinted windows overlooking pool, patio & river
• Fully stocked gourmet kitchen
• Reclining sectional seating with indoor fireplace
• Six flat-screen TVs with Roku / Apple TV / Xbox
• Pet-friendly (fee applies)
• 100+ ft double-wide driveway for cars, boats & trailers
• Sleeps up to 15 guests
Backyard Oasis
Your private outdoor paradise includes:
• Heated pool (3.5–6 ft deep)
• Multiple shaded lounge & dining areas
• Wooden patio with tanning chair & mini-golf
• Direct bulkhead access for riverside fishing
• Perfect setting for sunset boat-watching
Kitchen & Dining
Fully stocked kitchen with premium appliances:
Microwave, fridge/freezer, double oven, stovetop, air fryer, crockpot, Keurig, RO water faucet, dishwasher
Dining options for 12+ guests:
• Dining table for 8
• Kitchen island seating for 2
• Bar-height table for 2
• Outdoor dining available
Living & Entertainment
Spacious living room featuring:
• Reclining sectional + additional sofa
• Two large smart TVs with Roku
• Pac-Man arcade & pool table
• Indoor fireplace for cozy evenings
Sleeping Arrangements (Sleeps 15)
Master Suite – King bed, Apple TV, private spa-style bath
Bedroom 2 – Queen bed, pack-and-play available
Bedroom 3 – Queen bed + inflatable mattresses (queen, twin, double)
Bedroom 4 – Two full beds + twin bed, Xbox & Apple TV
Bathrooms
• Two spa-style bathrooms
• Dual copper sinks & pebble-stone showers
• Towels, shampoo, conditioner & toiletries provided
Laundry & Extras
• Full-size washer & dryer
• Cleaning supplies, iron, ironing board & extra towels
• Motion-activated outdoor lighting for nighttime arrival
Nearby Attractions
Nature & Outdoors:
San Bernard National Wildlife Refuge, Hanson Riverside Park, Stringfellow WMA
History & Culture:
Levi Jordan Plantation, East Columbia Historic District, Varner-Hogg Plantation
Dining & Entertainment:
River Rendezview, Dido’s, West Brazos Golf Center, Sea Center Texas, Brazos Mall
Good to Know
Overnight occupancy: Max 15 registered guests
Quiet hours: 10 PM – 8 AM (under 75 dB); under 85 dB at other times
No smoking inside the home
Pets: $75 dog fee (please clean up yard)
EV charging: $50 per vehicle, 24-hour notice required
Pool heating: $75 first day / $50 each additional day (85–90°F target)
Pest control: Treated weekly; river setting may bring occasional insects
This luxurious riverside escape delivers the perfect balance of comfort, entertainment, and natural beauty — an unforgettable staycation for families, friends, and special gatherings.
Guests must be age 25 or older to book.
No disruptive parties are allowed (Exterior cameras and occupancy monitor will notify us of disruptive parties).
Quiet hours (10 PM - 8 AM, < 75 dB) and excessive noise (< 85 dB) is strictly enforced.
Violation may result in cancellation without refund
