If I could give this VRBO rental less than one star, I would. Our experience was an absolute nightmare from start to finish. We booked this place for the UGA grad weekend, hoping for a cozy retreat to celebrate. Instead, we were greeted with a scene straight out of a horror movie.
Firstly, let's talk about the walkways. Mud-caked doesn't even begin to describe their state. It was like navigating through a bog just to reach the front door. We practically needed a Sherpa guide to traverse the muck—not exactly the welcoming entrance we were promised.
And then there was the smell. Oh, the smell. A delightful mixture of pot smoke and cigarette stench assaulted our nostrils the moment we stepped inside. It was as if the previous occupants had held a competition to see who could imbue the most foul odor into the walls. Spoiler alert: they all won.
But wait, there's more! When we complained to the rental agent, what did we get in response? Text messages. That's right, folks. Instead of actually addressing the issues and preparing the house for our visit, they decided that firing off a few "we'll take of that" texts would suffice. Nothing says "professionalism" like hiding behind a screen instead of calling your disgruntled customers.
If you enjoy wading through mud, breathing in lungfuls of smoke, and receiving "too late" text messages, then by all means, book this rental. But if you value a better vacation, try pitching a tent in a landfill and light up.