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Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!

Cypress vacation home with kitchen

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Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Entire home

4 bedrooms3 bathrooms

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Free WiFi
  • Air conditioning
  • Outdoor Space

Explore the area

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Cypress, TX
  • Place, Little Cypress Creek Preserve
    ‪5 min drive‬
  • Place, Longwood Golf Club
    ‪7 min drive‬
  • Place, Cinemark Cypress
    ‪10 min drive‬
  • Airport, Houston, TX (IAH-George Bush Intercontinental)
    ‪45 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

Cypress

In Cypress .Within 3 miles (5 km) of this Cypress vacation home, you'll find Little Cypress Creek Preserve and Cinemark Cypress. Cypress Top Historic Park and Great American Title Company are also within 3 miles (5 km).

What's nearby

  • Little Cypress Creek Preserve - 5 min drive - 2.6 miles
  • Longwood Golf Club - 7 min drive - 3.7 miles
  • Cinemark Cypress - 10 min drive - 3.3 miles
  • Northwest Forest Conference Center - 11 min drive - 5.3 miles
  • Houston Premium Outlets - 14 min drive - 7.4 miles

Getting around

  • George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH) - 47 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Chick-fil-A - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers - ‬7 min drive
  • Brew:30 Taphouse
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬7 min drive
  • ‪Sushi Haya Ayce - ‬7 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!

12 minutes to Premier Baseball! Welcome to Not So Basic! Located in the heart of Cypress, TX, offering over 3,350 sq. ft. of living space. This property is ideal for both a quick weekend getaway or an extended relaxing stay. Home has a hockey table, pool table, giant connect 4, as well as an indoor putting green. Accommodations include three spacious king-sized beds and two queen-sized beds, ensuring comfort for all guests.

The space
Primary Bedroom

The primary bedroom is situated on the first floor and is designed to provide a warm and inviting atmosphere reminiscent of a spa. It features a luxurious King-size bed, complemented by a 75-inch television for entertainment. The room is equipped with a 70-inch ceiling fan to ensure comfort, along with an en-suite bathroom that boasts a walk-in shower, double sinks, and an indulgent 10-jet whirlpool bathtub. For added convenience, there is also a 32-inch TV in the bathroom, as well as a washer and dryer for laundry needs. The spacious walk-in closet provides ample storage space.

Upstairs Bedrooms

On the upper level, there are three oversized bedrooms, each furnished with dressers, televisions, and walk-in closets. These rooms are designed to offer comfort and privacy for guests. (Two king and two queen sized beds)

Game Room

The expansive game room features an impressive 86-inch television and an oversized sectional perfect for relaxation or gather your friends and family for a movie night! With a pull out chaise. This space includes recreational options such as a hockey table and a pool table, making it ideal for a night of fun!

Mini MARGARITAVILLE

Adding to the entertainment options is the Mini MARGARITAVILLE area, which includes a Whiskey Barrel Bar table and an indoor putting green. This unique feature enhances the overall experience by providing additional leisure activities within the home.

Guest access
Parking Information

Parking is available in the driveway, accommodating up to four vehicles. Additionally, there is street parking for extra space if needed.

Private Entrance and Backyard Amenities

You will have access to your own private entrance and a backyard designed for relaxation, featuring two distinct seating areas and a gas fire pit, perfect for cozy evenings!

Indoor Facilities

Inside the home, you will find a washer and dryer located on the lower level as well as another set upstairs for your convenience.

Entertainment Options

Enjoy streaming services and other platforms are also available for you to log into your personal accounts.

Community Amenities
Take advantage of the community amenities within walking distance, which include two lakes suitable for catch-and-release fishing, jogging trails, playgrounds, tennis courts, and basketball courts.

Other things to note
I try my best to accommodate an earlier check-in for each guest if available. If the house is ready BEFORE 4 PM you will receive a MESSAGE notifying you of an earlier check in time. If not, Check-in is AFTER 4 PM.

Pay it forward: If you are planning to CHECK-OUT EARLY please lmk so the next guest has the opportunity to check in early.

***NO ANIMALS ALLOWED!*** If rules are broken, your reservation will be cancelled immediately, you will need to vacate the property and no refund will be given.

We hate Fees and I'm sure you do too. So, therefore we don't charge a cleaning fee! Just ask you to simply wash dishes that were used, take out trash, put toys back in their appropriate place, clean grill if used and have a safe trip back! We will do the rest ;)

***WARNING*** NO MARIJUANA SMOKING ALLOWED ANYWHERE ON PROPERTY. Cigarettes/vaping allowed OUTSIDE ONLY. If rules are broken an officer will be called, your reservation will be cancelled immediately you will need to vacate the property and no refund will be given.

***There are Security Surveillance Cameras located outside the home.*** (MAX 10 GUESTS ALLOWED ON PROPERTY at any given time!)

***NO PARTIES OR GATHERINGS ALLOWED unless you paid the for the "Private Party Package"!

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in the house: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Blender
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Ice maker
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Refrigerator
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 4 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 2.5 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Jetted bathtub
  • Shampoo
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining table

Entertainment

  • Games
  • Stereo
  • TV

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Firepit
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Patio

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Smoking not allowed

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Things to do

  • Arcade/game room
  • Billiards/pool table

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 21

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business. This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children. If you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room. Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector and a smoke detector in each accommodation.

Frequently asked questions

How close is Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! to the airport?

This vacation home is 29 mi (47-min drive) away from the George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

How much does it cost to stay at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!?

As of Aug 21, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! on Aug 24, 2026 start from $377, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Does Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at this vacation home.

Does Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! offer free breakfast?

This vacation home does not offer free breakfast.

Is there a casino at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!?

No, there is no casino at this vacation home.

What time is check-in at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

Is there free parking at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!?

Free parking is not available at this vacation home.

Does Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! have a pool?

This vacation home does not have a pool.

Does Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! have a spa?

There are no spa services available at this vacation home.

How close is Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! to downtown Cypress?

This vacation home is 1.2 mi away from Cypress.

Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! Reviews

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10/10 Excellent

Cindy H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Magen was a great host. The home was immaculate and had everything you could possibly need. Our grandkids stopped by for a few hours. They loved playing with the shuffleboard, toys, and games. My oldest grandson was glued to the big screen TV! If I could give 10/10 stars I would! We will be coming back to stay here on our next vacation.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2026