WELCOME TO THE FLOATY POTATO — A GULF-ACCESS ADVENTURE RETREAT IN CRYSTAL RIVER
The Floaty Potato is a luxury canal-front retreat where coastal comfort and adventure come together. Located near the end of a quiet deep-water canal with direct Gulf access, this 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath home is designed for families, boaters, fishermen, scallopers, and nature lovers seeking an elevated getaway away from the hustle and bustle of the big cities. And yet... within an hour drive to Tampa or 1.5 hours to Orlando, Crystal River is the best centeralized location!
Enjoy the year-round solar-heated pool (electric available when requested for an additional fee), lounge beneath the covered lanai, or set out from the private stationary and floating docks for fishing, scalloping, boating, and peaceful paddling. Autism-friendly accommodations are available upon request.
The Floaty Potato is not just a place to stay. It is a launchpad for adventure, a home base for wildlife encounters, and a place where families create memories they return to again and again. We are excited to have partnered with multiple local companies to offer guests discounts on fishing, scalloping, kayaking, manatee tours, eco-adventures, and airboat rides! All guests will get our exclusive Guest Guide with details on how to capture these discounts as well as the best places to eat, drink, and must-do activities!!
A full video tour is available by searching “Wild Roots Rentals LLLP – Floaty Potato” on YouTube.
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WHAT MAKES THE FLOATY POTATO UNIQUE
PREMIUM WATERFRONT FEATURES:
Stationary dock
Floating dock
FREE Boat lift available to guests with prior approval (Boat Lift Agreement is required)
FISHING AND BOATING GEAR INCLUDED:
Three adult fishing kayaks
One youth kayak
Paddleboard
Crab trap
Dedicated bait cooler
Fish cleaning table
Adult and youth fishing rods
Light tackle box
Three refrigerators for food, drinks, bait, and catch storage
ADDITIONAL OUTDOOR LIVING AND ADVENTURE GEAR:
Corn Hole
Chalk
Sports Balls
Pre-Packed Beach Bag:
--Beach chairs
--Sand toys
--Beach blanket
--Extra-large cooler
Bikes Provided:
--Two adult bikes
--One youth bike
--One tandem bike
Tandem Bike Safety:
The tandem bike is significantly more difficult than it appears and is best suited for athletic and experienced riders. Helmets are not provided, so guests should bring their own if they plan to bike.
Pool and Patio Amenities:
Solar-heated pool year-round
Optional electric heat, November through March
Pool Toys, Goggles, and Floats
Covered lanai
Screened outdoor area
INDOOR RECREATION:
Ping-pong table
Basketball arcade game
Family games
FAMILY-FOCUSED COMFORT AND AMENITIES:
Pack-n-play
High chair
Baby bath
Baby monitor
BPA-free children’s dishes
Autism-friendly accommodations available upon request
All patio pool doors are equipped with child locks!
Complimentary starter drinks include:
Coffee pods
Ground coffee
Creamer
Sugar
Tea
Hot cocoa
JUST FOR ADULTS:
Water Goblets
Wine Glasses
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ADDITIONAL ITEMS TO NOTE
Exclusive Guest Guide:
Includes restaurant recommendations, tour suggestions, wildlife viewing tips, free activities, and a complete four-day family itinerary.
Pool Heat:
The pool is equipped with solar heating and a solar blanket, provided year-round at no additional cost, and optional electric pool heat for $40 per night, delivered via an electric heat pump that operates during daytime hours. Because electric heat pumps rely on ambient air temperatures, cooler winter nights can slow the warming process and may limit heat retention, particularly at the start of a stay. The electric pool heat fee applies to the nights of the reservation and covers the operation of the heating system; water temperature cannot be guaranteed. Our goal is to have the pool between 80-85 degrees. Cold winter nights of 45 or lower may hinder this goal from being achieved. The pool heat fee includes the added utility costs as well as the maintenance and wear associated with operating the heating equipment.
Trademarked Merchandise:
The Floaty Potato is the only rental in Crystal River with its own trademarked brand. Guests may enjoy select merchandise inside the home and purchase additional items as souvenirs. Check out our ETSY store called THE FLOATY POTATO.
Never Flooded:
This home is one of the few canal properties in Crystal River that has never flooded, offering rare year-round peace of mind.
Tastefully Decorated Luxury Home with Over 30 Plants:
Featuring more than 30 beautiful indoor plants and a warm, inviting coastal design, the home provides a calming, intentionally curated atmosphere that feels elevated, refreshing, and truly welcoming for families. This home is NOT sparsely decorated like many short-term rentals.
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Kayaking Note:
Three Sisters Springs, Kings Bay, and the National Wildlife Refuge are accessible as a relaxed half-day paddle from the home.
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CRYSTAL RIVER WATERFRONT LIVING
Launch directly from the backyard to enjoy:
Scenic canal kayaking
Manatee, dolphin, otter, and bird sightings
Fishing and crabbing
Direct boating access to the Gulf of Mexico
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SAFETY AND HOUSE GUIDELINES
All guests are required to log into our guest portal to sign our Rental Agreement, where your ID will be collected.
Pool and Child Safety:
Child-safety locks on all doors leading to the pool.
Adult supervision is required around all water areas
Indoor floors, pool edges, and docks may become slippery when wet
Water Safety:
Never swim alone
Avoid alcohol near water
Life jackets are required for kayaking or paddleboarding and are provided in multiple sizes
Boat Lift Rules:
Not for general use
Guests must request access in advance
The Boat Lift is FREE for approved guests
Guests must sign the user agreement
Home Rules:
No smoking
No fireworks
Professional pest control is provided, though insects may still be seen due to the waterfront location
Use Couch Covers if you have young children or pets to keep the white furniture white!
Security Cameras:
Located at the front entry and facing the canal only. No cameras are inside the home or in any private areas.
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PETS AND SERVICE ANIMALS
A Pet Agreement is required for guests bringing pets.
A Service Animal Informational Document (ADA-compliant, no fees) is suggested to read for guests with service dogs.
Pet Policy — Dogs Allowed!!
We welcome well-behaved dogs. An additional pet fee and a signed pet agreement are required.
Rules & Requirements
• Dogs only — no cats (owner allergies).
• Maximum of 2 approved dogs per stay.
• Combined dog weight must be 110 lbs or less.
• If over 110 lbs combined, you must bring or purchase an additional kennel.
• Dogs must be kenneled anytime they are left unattended inside the home.
• Provided kennels: 24”, 36”, and 48”.
• Provided for your convenience:
• Dog bowls
• Leash
• Kennel mat
• Paw-cleaning tools
• Mandatory couch covers (must be used if dogs are on furniture)
• Fenced backyard with waste bags and scoopers.
• Please clean up after your dog.
We strive to keep The Floaty Potato clean, safe, and enjoyable for all guests—both human and canine!
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All guests must log into the GUEST PORTAL and sign the Rental Agreement prior to arrival.
