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美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas

Bandera vacation home with kitchen

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A small building with a red roof and a porch, surrounded by trees.
Private kitchen
A living room with a brown leather sofa, a glass coffee table, a lamp, and a window with a view of trees.
A bedroom with a bed, a plush toy, a black leather chair, and a window.
A dining area with a table and chairs, a ceiling fan, and a kitchen area with cabinets and a sink.

Reviews

6.0 out of 10

Entire home

2 bedrooms3 bathrooms

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Air conditioning
  • Outdoor Space
  • Parking available

Explore the area

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Bandera, TX
  • Place, Medina River
    ‪15 min walk‬
  • Place, Frontier Times Museum
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle
    ‪3 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

Bandera

In Bandera .You'll find Medina River and Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle within 2 miles (3 km) of this vacation home. Frontier Times Museum and Bandera Natural History Museum are also within 2 miles (3 km).
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What's nearby

  • Medina River - 15 min walk - 0.8 miles
  • Frontier Times Museum - 2 min drive - 1.2 miles
  • Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle - 3 min drive - 1.2 miles
  • Bandera City Park - 3 min drive - 1.5 miles
  • Mansfield Park - 4 min drive - 1.9 miles

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 64 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Bandera Ale Project - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪SONIC Drive In - ‬18 min walk
  • ‪Burger King - ‬20 min walk
  • ‪OST Restaurant - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Dough Joe - ‬2 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas

Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house.


Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in the house: WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Wheelchair-accessible parking and van parking available

Kitchen

  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Stovetop

Bedrooms

  • 2 bedrooms

Bathroom

  • 3 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Living room

Entertainment

  • TV

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Porch/lanai

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • 4 on-site accessible parking spaces
  • No elevator
  • Wheelchair-accessible parking
  • Wheelchair-accessible path of travel
  • Wheelchair-accessible van parking
  • Smoking not allowed

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Location highlights

  • In a rural location
  • Near a health/beauty spa
  • Near a lake
  • Near a river

Things to do

  • Basketball nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Golfing nearby
  • Hiking/biking trails nearby
  • Horseback riding nearby
  • Hunting nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Theme park nearby
  • Winery tours nearby

Safety features

  • No carbon monoxide detector or gas appliances (host has indicated there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher

General

  • Garden

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 2:00 PM

Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 12:00 PM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Check-out instructions

The host requires you complete the following before checking out:

Gather used towels

Remove personal items and remove leftover food and drinks

Turn off the lights, lock the doors, and return the keys

Please don’t make too big of a mess

Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business. This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children. If you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room. Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited. For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher and a smoke detector in each accommodation.

Frequently asked questions

How close is 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas to the airport?

This vacation home is 50.1 mi (64-min drive) away from the San Antonio International Airport (SAT) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

How much does it cost to stay at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

As of Sep 17, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas on Sep 21, 2026 start from $304, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Does 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at this vacation home.

Does 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas offer free breakfast?

This vacation home does not offer free breakfast.

Is there a casino at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

No, there is no casino at this vacation home.

What time is check-in at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

Check-in begins at 2:00 PM.

Is there free parking at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

Free parking is not available at this vacation home.

Does 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas have a pool?

This vacation home does not have a pool.

Does 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas have a spa?

There are no spa services available at this vacation home.

How close is 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas to downtown Bandera?

This vacation home is 1.1 mi away from Bandera.

美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas Reviews

Reviews

6.0
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6.0/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

Verified review

6/10 Okay

Sylvia R.

Liked: Check-in, communication, listing accuracy
This is a very cute house but could improve with lighting and adding some mirrors in the bedrooms. I would rate it higher but the neighbor dogs barked each night so we did not get the rest we had hoped for. Another reason for not rating this higher is because there is not an option for showering only a bathtub.
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2026

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